Parents always know

By Anonymous - 07/08/2013 22:24 - Egypt

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Today, my mum picked up a bunch of tissues that were scattered around my room. She examined them, then asked me to stop wasting her potential grandchildren. FML
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33Chilidog 6

Well, you could've at least thrown them away or disposed of them.

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Nyx_fml 23

I wonder how many billions of grandchildren she wants.

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gAt_d 26

Come on bro! If you're gonna us a tissue, clean that shit up!

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mattrd_fml 31

why would you scatter used tissues around yiur room instead of throwing them away? ydi

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ladybuglet 22

If you are over 13, you should be cleaning up after yourself. Especially if it is your "happy tissues."

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BeautifulChaos27 37

Ugh... learn to clean up OP. Those tissues and where you masturbated most likely smell of cum. It kills me when my room-mate doesn't clean up well enough. Even with the tissues in the bin I can smell it, especially if I ever go over to where he does the deed. >_<

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sehrgutmann 19

Dispose of them down the toilet! No trace!

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damnit1989 16

This is why you should clean your own room. Are you 2? No? Clean up your messes. That's gross.

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theKevmeister 13

"don't worry mom, there are plenty left" btw you can throw them away... if she decides to dig through your trash, flush em

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athos1237 4

You'll go blind. Hair will grow on your palms. Bwahahahaha poor mom.

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