Wanker and Intimacy: Parents always know

Parents always know

By Anonymous - 07/08/2013 22:24 - Egypt

Today, my mum picked up a bunch of tissues that were scattered around my room. She examined them, then asked me to stop wasting her potential grandchildren. FML

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By disgusted - 23/02/2010 18:09 - United States

Today, I went into my parents room to empty their wastebasket. Next to it and around their bed, I found tissues that were soaked in an unknown sticky substance. I had to pick them up. FML

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You deserved it 3 688

By Anonymous - 29/07/2019 15:00 - United Kingdom - Oldbury

Today, my mum, who always wanted more kids than just me, started crying because I'm not pregnant with her first grandchild yet. I'm 16, and this all started because I got my period and I asked to borrow one of her tampons because I'd ran out of my own. FML

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You deserved it 131

By :( - 28/03/2014 20:25 - Sweden - Ume

Today, my grandma reduced me to a sobbing wreck in two short sentences, just to win a bet against my mum. FML

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You deserved it 4 823

But mah granbabies!

By That 30s Show - 19/03/2024 03:00 - United States - Chicago

Today, my mother was guilting my wife and I for freezing embryos as a delay tactic to deny her grandchildren. Fed up, I told her, "Why don't you throw in a 'You'll miss me when I'm dead' to finish this guilt trip?" Now, she's crying and my father wants to murder me. FML

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You deserved it 124

Leave it

By caleighrossi - 16/06/2014 00:21 - United States - Ottumwa

Today, I was working my shift at our local nursing home. I was assisting a "sweet", "innocent" 100-year-old lady, and she had a bunch of used tissues balled up in her lap, so I offered to dispose of them in the waste-basket. She told me that if I touched them, she would kill everything I love. FML

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You deserved it 5 382

By noiguessitsbroken :( - 07/08/2013 12:24 - Lithuania - Kaunas

Today, I asked my mum why she never had any children after me. She scoffed and asked if I've looked in a mirror lately. FML

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You deserved it 4 837

By loser - 02/03/2016 00:20 - United Kingdom - Leeds

Today, my mum asked when she's getting grandkids. I had to tell her that, at 21 years-old, I hadn't even managed to get a boyfriend yet. FML

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You deserved it 1 649

By PPP - 14/11/2014 03:39 - United States - Elk Grove Village

Today, I found out that my mom is doing a study and is keeping used pads in the freezer. FML

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You deserved it 2 797

By Anonymous - 18/10/2015 12:53 - United States

Today, my mom was talking about my grandma's approaching death. When she saw I was getting upset, she gave me a weird look and asked me if I was PMSing. FML

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You deserved it 1 780

By mc - 03/01/2009 02:12 - France

Today, my mother bought me some "biodegradable" tissues. Indeed, they melted… in my hand. FML

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You deserved it 2 369

33Chilidog 6

Thursday 8 August 2013 5:29

Well, you could've at least thrown them away or disposed of them.

Nyx_fml 23

Thursday 8 August 2013 5:28

I wonder how many billions of grandchildren she wants.

Comments

ohhey_di 10

Thursday 8 August 2013 6:16

Why didn't you throw them away yourself... Do you really want that all over your room?

davincidasecond 24

Thursday 8 August 2013 6:17

Even if she's incorrect and it's not semen, that's pretty sloppy and nasty. Clean up after yourself for goodness' sake ...

tegraturbo2000 15

Thursday 8 August 2013 15:29

even if she is correct that is still nasty but idk whats worse that or the fact his mom is examining his used tissues

abbyycarper 13

Thursday 8 August 2013 6:20

Eww why didn't you throw them away..?

xClary12 7

Thursday 8 August 2013 6:25

That's why you dispose of her "potential grandchildren" in the bathroom.

SasquatchDeluxe 10

Thursday 8 August 2013 6:26

YDI for not following her wishes and going out getting a bunch of girls pregnant. I'm sure she'd prefer that.

Axel5238 29

Thursday 8 August 2013 6:39

Gross, if you are leaving tissues around you might want to clean the keyboard after you pick up the kleenex. You're lucky about those old stories about masturbation leads to blindness aren't true. You'd be a **** or 2 away from a cane and a seeing eye dog.