Awkward and Work: Password issues

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By Anonymous - 27/03/2009 16:46 - United States

Today, I had to log in to my computer on a projector in front of business associates at my dad's architecture firm. I typed in my username and apparently didn't hit the tab key hard enough, so I typed my password in the username box. The entire firm now knows my password is "tits123". FML

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By JemapelleStupid - 27/04/2022 06:00

Today, I was logging into my work computer. My account became locked due to the many failed attempts at typing my password. Thinking I was alone, I said, “Fuck this shit” while dragging the keyboard off my desk. Turns out my supervisor was in the other room. I'd forgotten I'd changed my password the other day. FML

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By expassword - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I asked my wife for her computer password because my computer crashed. After minutes of begging her, she finally told me. Turns out that her password happens to be her ex's name. FML

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By hardlyworking - 04/03/2011 00:39 - United States

Today, I was on a conference call and digital meeting at work when I got bored and started surfing the Internet. Little did I know that my desktop was being shared. My boss was on the call and saw everything. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/11/2010 13:18 - Sweden

Today, my cute co-worker asked if he could use my computer. I told him my password and went to the bathroom. When I came back he said he'd finished. I tried to log in, but my password wouldn't work. I then noticed a Post-it note on the desk saying, "Stop stalking me and I'll change the password back." FML

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By Anonymous - 03/10/2010 05:08 - United States

Today, at work, I was called into the office by my supervisor, on whom I have a massive crush. He called me in to get my password to make some adjustments on my work account and asked me what my password was. I had to hold eye contact with him and tell him my password is his full name. FML

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By atterz123 - 12/02/2009 13:37 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out my teacher writes descriptions next to people's names on the register to remind him who people were. By mistake the descriptions appeared on the computer projector. Next to my name it said "Tubby". FML

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By Terry J - 13/11/2024 14:00 - United States - Manchester

Today, I was trying to be a responsible adult and check my credit score. I accidentally mistyped my password five times, got locked out, and had to call customer service. They asked me so many security questions, I started questioning my own identity (and sanity). FML

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By graduate - 06/06/2009 13:17 - United States

Today, I got a computer. When I opened it, I found out that my dad had made himself the administrator. He made it so everything shut off after 11 o'clock, and made it so I couldn't download anything without his password. FML

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**** McGee

By Anonymous - 04/02/2022 11:59

Today, thanks to autocorrect on our new company laptops, I sent an email to all staff but when I signed my name, it autocorrected my surname to Nipple. FML

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jSOPURE 3

Friday 27 March 2009 22:39

What about vagina456? :)

haro_fml 0

Friday 27 March 2009 22:34

well, its fairly easy to remember at least...

Comments

jayfx 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 3:33

lol that's a stupid password. mine's better. password123..

braFTW 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 3:46

I'd go with butts38 but sure whatever turns you on... =D

therocket_fml 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 4:04

Hilarious!!! i laughed out loud

SVelasquez 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 4:23

This is EXACTLY why we don't use body parts as our password.

WendlaMimii 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 4:28

...and now so does the rest of the world.

quesoesbueno59 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 4:35

I lol'd.

Shihaby 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 5:18

That's definitely going to be password from now on!

harmlessly_mean 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 8:29

ima search every computer in the world with that password til one of them opens

7kelevra 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 10:12

made up, no one is that dumb and even if you were who cares if your password is tits123? not a big deal or worth a fml post...

im_so_ninja 0

Wednesday 15 June 2011 3:25

dude, it was funny.

Bangly 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 11:06

And now so do we... hahahaha! But seriously that's funny. xD Not a huge FML though, just kinda "embarrassing for a moment then you laugh it off" kinda thing - or it would be to me.