Awkward and Work: Password issues

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By Anonymous - 27/03/2009 16:46 - United States

Today, I had to log in to my computer on a projector in front of business associates at my dad's architecture firm. I typed in my username and apparently didn't hit the tab key hard enough, so I typed my password in the username box. The entire firm now knows my password is "tits123". FML

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You deserved it 77 183

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By JemapelleStupid - 27/04/2022 06:00

Today, I was logging into my work computer. My account became locked due to the many failed attempts at typing my password. Thinking I was alone, I said, “Fuck this shit” while dragging the keyboard off my desk. Turns out my supervisor was in the other room. I'd forgotten I'd changed my password the other day. FML

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You deserved it 1 027

Unintentional insult

By Anonymous - 25/08/2024 09:00 - Slovenia

Today, I work at an IT company where we hand out laptops to our users, which we also equip with passwords. I used bird names from my language for the passwords. Turns out one of the passwords was a derogatory word for a woman who is very sexually active, because it's spelled the same as a type of bird here. FML

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You deserved it 125

Never forget

By expassword - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I asked my wife for her computer password because my computer crashed. After minutes of begging her, she finally told me. Turns out that her password happens to be her ex's name. FML

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You deserved it 3 827

By hardlyworking - 04/03/2011 00:39 - United States

Today, I was on a conference call and digital meeting at work when I got bored and started surfing the Internet. Little did I know that my desktop was being shared. My boss was on the call and saw everything. FML

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You have been warned

By Anonymous - 24/11/2010 13:18 - Sweden

Today, my cute co-worker asked if he could use my computer. I told him my password and went to the bathroom. When I came back he said he'd finished. I tried to log in, but my password wouldn't work. I then noticed a Post-it note on the desk saying, "Stop stalking me and I'll change the password back." FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 985

You deserved it 41 185

By Anonymous - 03/10/2010 05:08 - United States

Today, at work, I was called into the office by my supervisor, on whom I have a massive crush. He called me in to get my password to make some adjustments on my work account and asked me what my password was. I had to hold eye contact with him and tell him my password is his full name. FML

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You deserved it 46 208

By atterz123 - 12/02/2009 13:37 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out my teacher writes descriptions next to people's names on the register to remind him who people were. By mistake the descriptions appeared on the computer projector. Next to my name it said "Tubby". FML

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You deserved it 5 419

Computer says no

By Terry J - 13/11/2024 14:00 - United States - Manchester

Today, I was trying to be a responsible adult and check my credit score. I accidentally mistyped my password five times, got locked out, and had to call customer service. They asked me so many security questions, I started questioning my own identity (and sanity). FML

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You deserved it 167

By graduate - 06/06/2009 13:17 - United States

Today, I got a computer. When I opened it, I found out that my dad had made himself the administrator. He made it so everything shut off after 11 o'clock, and made it so I couldn't download anything without his password. FML

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**** McGee

By Anonymous - 04/02/2022 11:59

Today, thanks to autocorrect on our new company laptops, I sent an email to all staff but when I signed my name, it autocorrected my surname to Nipple. FML

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You deserved it 176

jSOPURE 3

Friday 27 March 2009 22:39

What about vagina456? :)

haro_fml 0

Friday 27 March 2009 22:34

well, its fairly easy to remember at least...

Comments

zApplegalz 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 0:27

LOL this one made me laugh

Superman8_fml 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 0:54

haha, this post is ****!

frenchfriez888 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 1:28

hahahahahahahaha nice job xDDDDDDDDDD

dwights 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 1:37

lol 99% of the people who said your life sucks including myself are probably males and the rest are girls thinking your a perve but yeah ...*high five*

BamxBitch 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 1:39

Haha, YLIF.

i_eFed_My_Lifeup 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 1:41

haha #25

heatherjay 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 1:45

hahaha. that's great. i'm sure they were all laughing on the inside.

musicloverr 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 2:30

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH...HAHAHAHAHA...HHHHAAHA

youreawhore 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 2:42

HAHAHAHAAHAHAHA, if I were in that meeting room I might have laughed! It's happened to me before, presenting a powerpoint to my class. But it wasn't an embarrassing password, and only the people at the front noticed because they were the only ones paying attention...

theoldGP 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 2:47

#34 i was going to say that too. ahhaah i think now a lot of people will use that password after seeing it on this site =P damnnnnn. thats funny and awkward in a business setting. anywhere else it would have been epic.