Patronising

By quickfingers100 - 22/05/2011 09:31 - United Kingdom

Today, my dad married his fiancée, who insists I call her "Mom." I'm three years older than her, and went to the same high school. She's taking me shopping next week to buy me "something nice." FML
I agree, your life sucks 80 399
You deserved it 4 247

Same thing different taste

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CateXOX 0

I think your dad has some serious issues...

whatever. She can't control what comes out of your mouth.

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I'm sorry, that's going to make for always holidays I'm sure!

how old are you how old is she and how old is your dad!

russell61 0

You want her attention call her junior! Remind her who mother is if she can't deal with that don't fret.

brandybaby1204 0

wow ur dad's nasty if hes married to someone three years younger than u. bit of a cradle robber

ILoveTabz 0

74- pretty much everything if you're over 45

Ouch. Brutal dude. I would hate that. Tell her to F off. Just be honest with her all the time. Honesty and kindness is the worst you could ever do to some people that do stuff you don't like and whatever along the same lines, it would give you some satisfaction in return seeing her fail as being a "mom". But I'd stick with the honesty and screw the kindness if she's 3 years younger. - - and by honesty, I mean, tell her exactly how you feel, don't lie. Don't call her mom either. She'll hate that.

djxtones 0

Shoulda told her that you don't take fashion advice from trailer trash that hooks up with older men. tell her flat out she isn't your mom and even if she does grow up, which I doubt she will, you still won't call her mom because she doesn't deserve that title. She is your dad's wife; nothing more. I hate step parents who think forcing themselves on the children is going to make for a bonding experience. FYL

shymom83 0

My moms now ex fiancee was exactly 5 years older than me, they got together when i was 15 i never liked him and they knew it i had been begging to get my nose pierced and one day he said u want it done come on and he paid to have it done i kinda eased up on him but then my brothers hated him for whatever reasons maybe just give her a chance you never know

Murphy314 0

Haha your dad is a diaper sniper!!!!