Miscellaneous: Patronising

Patronising

By quickfingers100 - 22/05/2011 09:31 - United Kingdom

Today, my dad married his fiancée, who insists I call her "Mom." I'm three years older than her, and went to the same high school. She's taking me shopping next week to buy me "something nice." FML

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By guy - 15/03/2013 05:31 - Canada - Port Coquitlam

Today, I met my mom's fiancé. He's a nice guy, he's also my wife's dad. I'll soon call my wife my sister. FML

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By wtf dad - 10/01/2013 03:15 - United States - Saint Charles

Today, I learned who my dad's new fiancée is. Upon meeting her she exclaimed, "My, I haven't seen you in a while!" She's my ex-boyfriend's mom. FML

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You deserved it 3 320

Is this guy Hugh Hefner?

By Gold diggerzzzzzzz - 15/03/2021 13:01 - United Kingdom

Today, my dad is getting married for the 4th time. First it was my mom, then as they got older, he married a woman 10 years his junior, then his third wife was my age and 28 years his junior. Now at the grand old age of 64, he is marrying a 22 year old, 42 years his junior, almost 2 decades younger than me. FML

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You deserved it 119

By OfCourse - 27/06/2009 05:32 - United States

Today, I learned my 40 year old father is marrying a girl barely a year and a half older than me. She told me not to be afraid to call her mom. I was torn between punching her in the face and vomiting. FML

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You deserved it 3 427

Thanks Dad

By Anonymous - 07/09/2018 03:00 - United States - Anchorage

Today, my father told all of us that he eloped with his girlfriend of two months. I'm engaged to the woman's daughter, and have been engaged since before they met, but now my family is making fun of me for marrying my "sister". FML

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You deserved it 226

By Anonymous - 23/08/2012 21:40 - Ireland - Kilkelly

Today, my dad introduced me to my half-sister. He'd only recently found out that he had another daughter by another woman, and had only just met her. She and I have been in the same class in school for the past three years. FML

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You deserved it 1 686

By Stephie2009 - 30/10/2010 06:33 - United States

Today, my mother got remarried. I am now officially older than my step-father. FML

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You deserved it 3 146

By - - 09/11/2010 00:38 - United States

Today, my daughter got engaged. Her fiancé is not only 25 years older than her, but was her teacher in middle school. FML

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You deserved it 4 555

Tripping

By Blank - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my new step-dad proposed to my mom during a family trip to Wal-Mart. FML

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You deserved it 4 237

Apron strings

By heatherjo - 02/11/2011 04:49 - United States

Today, my fiancé told me he wants to buy an engagement ring for his mother, so that she doesn't feel left out. FML

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You deserved it 3 934

CateXOX 0

Sunday 22 May 2011 16:14

I think your dad has some serious issues...

Astroman129 7

Sunday 22 May 2011 16:12

whatever. She can't control what comes out of your mouth.

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jokerrose57 0

Sunday 22 May 2011 16:19

move in with your mom... I have a feeling he's going to ask for a threesome or something... MOVE IN WITH MOM!

TheIrishJaneDoe 8

Sunday 22 May 2011 16:22

That's a ridiculous leap to make.

sweetkitty26 0

Sunday 22 May 2011 16:24

keevarou u commented under the wrong comment and WTF man?! sex with his own daughter. that's disgusting. your disgusting

jokerrose57 0

Sunday 22 May 2011 16:25

I rarely go on this so. Fml :P

Tay_dertot 0

Sunday 22 May 2011 16:26

bAbafnwjab WTF threesomes are nasty I wld knowww

i_love_grrr 0

Sunday 22 May 2011 16:20

that is when i would get up and just glare at her lol

PhilMcHawk 7

Sunday 22 May 2011 16:20

Well at least she'll have modern taste.

sweetkitty26 0

Sunday 22 May 2011 16:20

OMG its like is having sex with one our your FRIENDS!

Tay_dertot 0

Sunday 22 May 2011 16:23

irishman1733 0

Sunday 22 May 2011 21:41

wow learn english

CateXOX 0

Sunday 22 May 2011 16:22

20- I think they've already left highschool, but that would be extremely awkward if they still went to the same one!

bluegoldfish 7

Sunday 22 May 2011 16:23

so? let her be your mummy...ask for a raise in your allowance when she takes you out, make her tuck you in at night...man, you can milk the hell out of this...