Patronising

By quickfingers100 - 22/05/2011 09:31 - United Kingdom

Today, my dad married his fiancée, who insists I call her "Mom." I'm three years older than her, and went to the same high school. She's taking me shopping next week to buy me "something nice." FML
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CateXOX 0

I think your dad has some serious issues...

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Astroman129 7

whatever. She can't control what comes out of your mouth.

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sweetkitty26 0

idk but if that happened to me I'd be totally creeped out? can u imagine the girl u helped to read in elementary or the girl who u helped from high school who was a lost freshman and u a junior becoming ur mom?! omg it sucks to be u right now. Fyl

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catkat1988 17

I get how that's really weird - and maybe even frustrating that your dad is into that young women. How about talking to her about it and telling her that you have a hard time viewing her as your "mom" but would like for the two of you to be friends and peers? Would that work? I'm sure that if the choice is between you disliking her or respecting her as a peer, though not your mom, your dad would also prefer the latter option.

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Octwo 16

Neither rationality nor compromise has a place on the internet.

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Skinny_Girl 0

both are just wrong OP's dad is disgusting ,if his wife is younger then his daughter , then .. idk that's gross ,might as well just married his daughter ... that's exactly how it's like

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CateXOX 0

198- No, that's nothing "how it's like".

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LogicalMembrane 3

By that logic, marrying someone your own age would be like marrying a sibling or a cousin.

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ColdplaySucks 18

One way or another, this is an unfathomable level of ****** up and OP's dad needs to do something about it.

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lilblondefreak 6

that's just . . . fyl I feel bad for you

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emz89 0

um sugar daddy??? that is gross. I wouldn't marry anyone younger than my kids. i don't even have any kids yet but still. eeew

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luvppl 6

that's horrible!! ur dad is kinda gross for liking girls younger than his daughter!!!

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fmlbiach 0

I'm so sorry OP. FYL and your dads for marrying a stuck up bitch

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FYLimhoYDI 0

how exactly is she stuck up? I must have missed that part!

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snade 0

she seems like she is trying to be nice

ydnar 5

you should drive her crazy... mom, mommy, ma if that's what she wants give it to her until she's like STFU!!!

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Tay_dertot 0

lololol..my dad married a girl who used to be my bestfriend in highschool, someone say AWKWARD?!

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rainbowteehee 6

Ew *cough *cough pedo and disturbing not awkward

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