Patterned

By jhughes1997 - 17/06/2013 01:39 - United States - Decatur

Today, I went fishing with my dad. I figured, since we were out on the dock, I may as well get rid of my farmer's tan. I fell asleep in the sun and woke up to a fishing net draped over me. I now have a fishnet pattern down the front of my body. FML
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Doxy 22

You're a trend setter by nature I see. A fisherman's tan is going to be the next big thing. I just can feel it.

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poetrywriter12 6

Maybe your troll father was trying teach you a lesson for sleeping when you were meant to spend time with him.

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xzanex 22

Hmmm...this fml sounds a bit....fishy

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CityDwellerGirl 10

YDI for falling asleep in the sun. You're lucky you only got a fishnet tan rather than a severe sunburn.

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kennaem1 11

That would be awesome!

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darryaz 9

Actually that does sound kinda cool.

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jedcat 4

That's a scene from a 1960 Jerry Lewis movie The Bellboy. If you enjoy classic slapstick, watch it with Dad and enjoy an extra laugh.

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brittyed 11

ideas, ideas... :D

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press_start_bro 21

Well, did you get rid of your farmers tan? And thats kinda cool, in a way…

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