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Pennywise gonna get you

By dumbo - 29/05/2009 20:14 - United States

Today, I was sitting in my basement watching IT. I heard a knocking at my door and turned the outside lights on to see a clown outside staring in at me. I freaked out and began screaming and jumping around like a Chihuahua on drugs. My friends told me it should be on YouTube within the week. FML

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You deserved it 9 042

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By trickortreat - 01/11/2009 04:23 - United States

Today, while up in my room getting ready to go out, I thought I heard some trick or treaters knocking on the door. I ignored them because I didn't have any candy. The knocking got louder and longer. I walked downstairs, and noticed that the living room ceiling was falling down onto the floor. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 583

You deserved it 5 090

Clown World

By sweetsixteen - 22/06/2009 18:23 - United States

Today, I walked into my house to find several of my friends there for a surprise sweet sixteen party my mom was throwing for me. Everything was going great until the doorbell rang and a clown walked in. My mom hired a clown for my sweet sixteen. My friends took pictures. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 631

You deserved it 5 848

By Anonymous - 05/02/2010 08:23 - France

Today, I was working as a clown (Pennywise) in a haunted maze. A bunch of drunk guys came in and started breaking props. I decided to stay still and follow through with the scare. I ended up getting kicked in a very sensitive area. The security guard just laughed. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 914

You deserved it 4 365

By toni405 - 21/07/2011 21:24 - United States

Today, after watching Insidious, my boyfriend thought it would be funny to scare me while I was on the toilet. I was in mid-piss when he jumped out at me, and I ran screaming and peeing down the hall. FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 774

You deserved it 11 474

By Noname - 19/02/2009 06:51 - United States

Today, I decided to try this new cardio workout video I got. As I was obnoxiously bouncing around my room I heard a noise behind me. Turns out there were three boys outside my window watching. FML

I agree, your life sucks 18 111

You deserved it 29 125

By J…… - 24/11/2009 18:45 - United Kingdom

Today, I watched Paranormal Activity, which is known to be "the scariest film ever." After the film, I went to brush my teeth and out of the corner of my eye I saw the bathroom door closing by itself. I jumped out of my skin and stabbed myself in the eye with my toothbrush. It was just my dog. FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 624

You deserved it 35 497

By NeverLookingAgain - 30/12/2015 04:16 - United States

Today, I faced my fears. I've always had a weird fear of looking out of windows at night, afraid a face would suddenly appear. When I heard a strange noise outside, I looked out the window. Sure enough, the face of a man suddenly appeared. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 453

You deserved it 2 032

By Matti - 17/08/2018 22:00

Today, as I sat on the toilet, I heard a noise outside. I peered through the window and found myself staring directly at my neighbor. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 193

You deserved it 241

By Anonymous - 25/06/2009 02:06 - Canada

Today, I was visiting my friend's new house and he was showing me around. I saw a small door in the wall and decided to open it. When I opened it, his daughter was hiding in there and screamed to scare me. Now I know my scream is more high pitched than his daughter's. I'm a 37 year old male. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 752

You deserved it 7 383

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By Chris - 18/08/2024 22:00 - Canada

Today, I was home alone and decided to try on my Halloween costume, a giant inflatable dinosaur suit. As I was prancing around the living room, my doorbell rang. Without thinking, I answered it. It was the mailman with a package. The look on his face as he handed a T-rex a box was priceless, but now he probably thinks I’m nuts. FML

I agree, your life sucks 177

You deserved it 401

Jaywin 3

Saturday 30 May 2009 1:43

I loved how you used "like a chihuahua on drugs" to describe your actions. I'm adding this to my favorites just because I like your writing style.

sadlife67 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 1:41

when its up put an fml telling the url

Comments

Kiwi18 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 3:28

I had a similar experience - after watching IT i went to bed feeling uneasy and my stepdad burst into the room with a clown mask on screaming and i started screaming too and almost punched him in the face...he had to take off the mask to avoid being decked lol

Illustrator 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 3:28

Hate to be anal #44, but his name was Pennywise, not IT. Hehe. But yeah, that movie was ****ing traumatizing for me when I was younger. Never made me hate clowns or anything, it was just scary as all get out. I'd have gone apeshit on your friends though.

aback 4

Saturday 30 May 2009 3:31

Funny, but I'm kind of worried for your friends--I mean, if you'd really freaked out, you might have shot the guy or something.

puppyeyes56 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 3:31

#64, my bad, you are right!! I haven't seen this movie/read the book in a while.

pensrox872971 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 3:34

what is the url? and i would have prob killed my friends lol

hothotheather 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 3:36

I moderated this. Woo! That's funny, I hope I get to see the video.

Weil 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 3:40

Owned.

xxmusicxloverxx 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 3:47

lmfao Chihuahua on drugs

annahoward 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 3:47

ahahhahaha duude, i don't think ANYONE would act normal if this happened to them.

ImAllFailure 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 3:52

I had just finished watching the movie The Stranger when my friend snuck off to go to the bathroom. 5 minutes later, I hear a knock at the door and open it to find a masked person with an axe in hand. I literally fainted dead away until my friend woke me up, laughing, mask and play rubber axe in hand.