Miscellaneous: People of Walmart

People of Walmart

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I witnessed a large woman pee on a pregnancy test in the middle of a Walmart parking lot, clean herself off, then wander around with the test hanging out of her mouth, waiting for her result. Where in the name of Christ do these people come from? FML

I agree, your life sucks 75 900

You deserved it 4 707

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was at the mall with my young daughter. I hate pooping in public but I really had to go so I brought her in with me. Thinking we were alone, I started to go and my daughter yelled, "Good job Mommy, you're using the potty like a big girl!" I then heard laughing. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 609

You deserved it 5 044

Mommy milk time

By TheLastSerenade - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Australia - Sydney

Today, I saw a woman breastfeeding her child at the local park. That would have been just fine if the child wasn't at least 8 years-old. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 305

You deserved it 4 117

Good samaritan

By happyshit - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was driving when I saw someone pulled over on the side of the road. Wanting to help, I pulled over. In so doing, I ran over something that popped my tire. The guy had just pulled over to pee. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 621

You deserved it 6 563

Piss poor prank

By peedonme - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - New Zealand

Today, I was in the toilet. Some idiots thought it was funny to throw a water balloon into the cubicle. The balloon didn't pop, but fell in the toilet, sending my own urine onto my shorts. I had 4 hours left of school. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 270

You deserved it 2 951

Thanks for the info

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff

Today, my mother told my boyfriend a cute story about me when I was little. The one where my cousin and I were caught pooping in a urinal in the church basement. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 848

You deserved it 634

Double sus

By Turnipseed3 - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was sitting on the toilet, pregnant as ever, and really sick. I asked my fiancé to bring me a pair of clean underwear. He did so and brought me some lacy underwear. They weren't mine. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 308

You deserved it 3 164

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By JoshTheUnluckyFromKentucky - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Folsom

Today, I got on the bus to go to work. I managed to get a seat, but an old lady who looked tired had to stand. I offered her my seat, but she glared at me, frowned and said, "Go fuck yourself." Everyone laughed as I sat there in dismay. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 649

You deserved it 2 923

Stranger danger

By shit - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was in a public restroom taking a dump. It's difficult for me to do it in public, so to make it easier I kept telling myself, "Nobody's here, you're all alone." I then heard, "No, you're not." I didn't realize I was saying it out loud, or that I wasn't alone. FML

I agree, your life sucks 17 721

You deserved it 31 746

Blue_Black_fml 21

Monday 3 June 2013 1:36

Dear God! I just hope that the test result is negative..

grahmagog 14

Monday 3 June 2013 1:35

Im never suprised by walmart customers any more

Comments

chosha_fml 26

Tuesday 4 June 2013 4:09

Well it's not like Walmart has a bathroom or anything. Oh wait...

Raykyogrou03 12

Tuesday 4 June 2013 4:20

Well, obviously she couldn't wait to get home in order to find out.

theBadGuy37 9

Tuesday 4 June 2013 5:03

It doesn't matter where they come from, they always seem to wind up at Walmart.

fknwak 2

Tuesday 4 June 2013 5:19

what a ******* scumbag!!! next time video that shit and YouTube it so people will poi.t her out and humiliate her...

dodzin 9

Tuesday 4 June 2013 9:58

As my medical background tells me, they come from the sane organ as she was testing in the middle of the parking lot.

PDN 12

Tuesday 4 June 2013 10:24

California.

LaDresdenMonkey 11

Tuesday 4 June 2013 23:14

Hahaha! Are you sure it isn't honey boo boo's sister?

ashjo 12

Tuesday 4 June 2013 23:25

That's what you call the 'people of Walmart'

JEGiant1015 0

Wednesday 5 June 2013 8:51

People of the Wallmart.

iambeccafran 4

Wednesday 5 June 2013 9:12

They come from remote areas where their kin-folks is... and that's probably where Christ means for them to be is very remote lol (yeah that's so wrong but when i thought it it was funny lol)... She probably already has 30 children and just decided to skip the wait for the drive back out to the boondocks and did the test on-site. Regardless, it's very obvious, that she know the tinkle-on-the-test-strip song and dance quite well.