Miscellaneous: People of Walmart

People of Walmart

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I witnessed a large woman pee on a pregnancy test in the middle of a Walmart parking lot, clean herself off, then wander around with the test hanging out of her mouth, waiting for her result. Where in the name of Christ do these people come from? FML

I agree, your life sucks 75 902

You deserved it 4 707

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was at the mall with my young daughter. I hate pooping in public but I really had to go so I brought her in with me. Thinking we were alone, I started to go and my daughter yelled, "Good job Mommy, you're using the potty like a big girl!" I then heard laughing. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 609

You deserved it 5 045

Mommy milk time

By TheLastSerenade - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Australia - Sydney

Today, I saw a woman breastfeeding her child at the local park. That would have been just fine if the child wasn't at least 8 years-old. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 305

You deserved it 4 117

Good samaritan

By happyshit - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was driving when I saw someone pulled over on the side of the road. Wanting to help, I pulled over. In so doing, I ran over something that popped my tire. The guy had just pulled over to pee. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 621

You deserved it 6 563

Piss poor prank

By peedonme - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - New Zealand

Today, I was in the toilet. Some idiots thought it was funny to throw a water balloon into the cubicle. The balloon didn't pop, but fell in the toilet, sending my own urine onto my shorts. I had 4 hours left of school. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 270

You deserved it 2 951

Thanks for the info

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff

Today, my mother told my boyfriend a cute story about me when I was little. The one where my cousin and I were caught pooping in a urinal in the church basement. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 848

You deserved it 634

Double sus

By Turnipseed3 - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was sitting on the toilet, pregnant as ever, and really sick. I asked my fiancé to bring me a pair of clean underwear. He did so and brought me some lacy underwear. They weren't mine. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 308

You deserved it 3 164

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By JoshTheUnluckyFromKentucky - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Folsom

Today, I got on the bus to go to work. I managed to get a seat, but an old lady who looked tired had to stand. I offered her my seat, but she glared at me, frowned and said, "Go fuck yourself." Everyone laughed as I sat there in dismay. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 650

You deserved it 2 923

Stranger danger

By shit - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was in a public restroom taking a dump. It's difficult for me to do it in public, so to make it easier I kept telling myself, "Nobody's here, you're all alone." I then heard, "No, you're not." I didn't realize I was saying it out loud, or that I wasn't alone. FML

I agree, your life sucks 17 721

You deserved it 31 746

Blue_Black_fml 21

Monday 3 June 2013 1:36

Dear God! I just hope that the test result is negative..

grahmagog 14

Monday 3 June 2013 1:35

Im never suprised by walmart customers any more

Comments

bug87 9

Friday 2 May 2014 6:26

Where in the name of Christ do these people get laid?

PhoenixMartinez 30

Sunday 20 July 2014 12:43

Reminds. Me of the sort of thing that happens in a suburb near nine. It's called Sunshine, but everyone I know just calls it Scumshine. My friend once saw someone taking a dump in a car park there...

DedeleMan 21

Wednesday 25 February 2015 19:18

No human should have to witness that

NostalgiaFreak9 41

Wednesday 6 May 2015 22:30

Was she drunk by any chance? These people were probably born premature.

Loloascencio 2

Tuesday 12 May 2015 20:02

Wow

thelazytree9 16

Tuesday 9 June 2015 15:28

The elegant people of Walmart

sparky82 11

Friday 25 November 2016 15:12

My cousin told me Walmartians are part of some weird cult.

Gubbon 17

Thursday 12 October 2023 18:30

Agreed, your life sucks. Well, all of ours suck.

joswife 1

Saturday 21 October 2023 2:56

Omg I hope the test was negative!! People like that shouldn’t be allowed to reproduce!

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Saturday 21 October 2023 4:49

That is a very good question. And I hope to God that pregnancy test was negative... stupid breeds stupid, and we definitely don't need any more idiots like this woman.