Love: Perfect timing

Perfect timing

By Anonymous - 10/08/2009 20:18 - United Kingdom

Today, my friend and I were arguing over whose boyfriend was better. Just as I was about to convince her, my boyfriend rang. Trying to start the perfect conversation, I put him on speaker phone and answered, "Hey Tiger, I was just thinking about you!" He broke up with me on speaker. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/07/2009 18:47 - United States

Today, my boyfriend called me to break up with me. Immediately after we hung up, I started crying hysterically. I thought I dialed my best friend, and as soon as the line picked up, I yelled, "That motherfucker broke up with me!" My now ex-boyfriend replied, "Yeah, I know I did." FML

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By Anonymous - 12/08/2009 02:05 - United States

Today, my boyfriend sent me a text saying to call him. When I did, it went straight to voicemail. It was a recording of him breaking up with me. He broke up with me over the phone, without even talking to me. FML

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By noboyfriend - 24/05/2009 04:14 - United States

Today, I got into a huge fight with my boyfriend. I called him and started yelling at him over the phone. He told me that if I wanted to end the relationship I should just hang up the phone right then. Before I could say I still love him and don't want to break up, my phone battery died. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/08/2018 14:30

Today, I called my boyfriend and a woman answered. Turns out, she's also his girlfriend. She broke up with me on his behalf. FML

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Alexa, play "I'm Not In Love" by 10CC

By sucker - 07/09/2019 17:01 - United States - Duluth

Today, I went on a date I was really enjoying. My ex-boyfriend called halfway through. When I answered, he told me he wanted to get back together and couldn’t stop thinking about me. I didn’t realize my phone was on speaker. My date heard everything. FML

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By And you think I'M crazy? - 22/04/2013 05:06 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I got into an argument. Naturally, I drove over to my best friend's house for comfort. My boyfriend saw me driving past his house and promptly broke up with me for being "a psycho stalker." She lives across the street from him. FML

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Hello?

By Anonymous - 17/07/2024 16:00 - Canada

Today, I butt-dialed my ex-boyfriend while venting to my best friend about how hot but emotionally unavailable he is. I realized this when there was a lull in the conversation and I heard his tinny little voice coming out of the phone, saying, "I can hear you." FML

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Crossed purposes

By knee2tak - 14/03/2009 09:46 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend, "We need to talk." He said, "I know". So we met after school, and he said he was OK with me breaking up with him, that he wasn't that into me either. He said all that before I could tell him that my parents wanted to meet him. FML

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Bragging rights

By lucasbeck99 - 31/03/2015 09:35 - United States - Mabank

Today, I got in an argument with an ex-girlfriend who kept tactlessly bragging to me about her new boyfriend. I told her to read what she'd sent me, then pretend her boyfriend was telling her that. Fifteen minutes later, her boyfriend calls me, yelling for making her feel sad. FML

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By ihateguys - 26/09/2014 19:13 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I heard my boyfriend talking with my father in the backyard. I thought he was asking for my hand in marriage. He was actually telling him about his plans to break up with me. FML

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kewlcat 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 0:55

hahaha sucks ps. never go on speakerphone with your boyfriend with friends around. also its better than him texting you..i guess

ChasinParkedCars 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 0:57

Is it just me or did she just call her ex "tiger"?

Comments

TheIrishJaneDoe 8

Tuesday 11 August 2009 15:46

*Comment reply FAIL.* Sorry folks, ignore that post about cycles up there. ^ Wrong FML.

swimmer07 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 15:55

tiger?

Intoxicunt 5

Tuesday 11 August 2009 16:08

Um, to those of you who are wondering if it's a pet name or real name, I'm pretty sure it's a PET name. She was trying to start the perfect conversation by saying, "Hey Tiger, I was just thinking about you." I think the use of a pet name was supposed to make them look like a sweeter, cuter couple. Anyway, OP, you were asking for it. I won't say you totally deserve it, but you were tempting fate.

gclunax 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 16:46

Lol :] fyl

JessTrek 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 19:38

YDI. I hate people who fight over whose boyfriend is better. Get a life.

kukopia 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 20:16

YDI Arguing over who has best bf!??! Convincing her?!!? Perfect conversation!?!? It's ALL about what YOU (OP) wants, isn't it. No wonder he dumped you.

anorexorcist 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 20:40

it's because you called him tiger.

unhacked21 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 23:53

You both suck. if you have to try and convince each other who's bf is better, you're really just trying to convince urself that urs doesnt suck. maybe he was having an argument with his friend over whos gf was better and realized u suck.

ghostgirll 0

Wednesday 12 August 2009 4:58

how old are you, 12?

ZombieKnickers_fml 8

Wednesday 12 August 2009 19:33

Heeey Peterborough (WTH WHERE IS THE REST OF MY COMMENT?!) But yeah don't ever put people on speakerphone unless everyone wants to talk to them. Bad stuff happens if you do.