Love: Perfect timing

Perfect timing

By Anonymous - 10/08/2009 20:18 - United Kingdom

Today, my friend and I were arguing over whose boyfriend was better. Just as I was about to convince her, my boyfriend rang. Trying to start the perfect conversation, I put him on speaker phone and answered, "Hey Tiger, I was just thinking about you!" He broke up with me on speaker. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/07/2009 18:47 - United States

Today, my boyfriend called me to break up with me. Immediately after we hung up, I started crying hysterically. I thought I dialed my best friend, and as soon as the line picked up, I yelled, "That motherfucker broke up with me!" My now ex-boyfriend replied, "Yeah, I know I did." FML

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By Anonymous - 12/08/2009 02:05 - United States

Today, my boyfriend sent me a text saying to call him. When I did, it went straight to voicemail. It was a recording of him breaking up with me. He broke up with me over the phone, without even talking to me. FML

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By noboyfriend - 24/05/2009 04:14 - United States

Today, I got into a huge fight with my boyfriend. I called him and started yelling at him over the phone. He told me that if I wanted to end the relationship I should just hang up the phone right then. Before I could say I still love him and don't want to break up, my phone battery died. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/08/2018 14:30

Today, I called my boyfriend and a woman answered. Turns out, she's also his girlfriend. She broke up with me on his behalf. FML

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Alexa, play "I'm Not In Love" by 10CC

By sucker - 07/09/2019 17:01 - United States - Duluth

Today, I went on a date I was really enjoying. My ex-boyfriend called halfway through. When I answered, he told me he wanted to get back together and couldn’t stop thinking about me. I didn’t realize my phone was on speaker. My date heard everything. FML

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By And you think I'M crazy? - 22/04/2013 05:06 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I got into an argument. Naturally, I drove over to my best friend's house for comfort. My boyfriend saw me driving past his house and promptly broke up with me for being "a psycho stalker." She lives across the street from him. FML

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Hello?

By Anonymous - 17/07/2024 16:00 - Canada

Today, I butt-dialed my ex-boyfriend while venting to my best friend about how hot but emotionally unavailable he is. I realized this when there was a lull in the conversation and I heard his tinny little voice coming out of the phone, saying, "I can hear you." FML

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Crossed purposes

By knee2tak - 14/03/2009 09:46 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend, "We need to talk." He said, "I know". So we met after school, and he said he was OK with me breaking up with him, that he wasn't that into me either. He said all that before I could tell him that my parents wanted to meet him. FML

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Bragging rights

By lucasbeck99 - 31/03/2015 09:35 - United States - Mabank

Today, I got in an argument with an ex-girlfriend who kept tactlessly bragging to me about her new boyfriend. I told her to read what she'd sent me, then pretend her boyfriend was telling her that. Fifteen minutes later, her boyfriend calls me, yelling for making her feel sad. FML

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By ihateguys - 26/09/2014 19:13 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I heard my boyfriend talking with my father in the backyard. I thought he was asking for my hand in marriage. He was actually telling him about his plans to break up with me. FML

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kewlcat 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 0:55

hahaha sucks ps. never go on speakerphone with your boyfriend with friends around. also its better than him texting you..i guess

ChasinParkedCars 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 0:57

Is it just me or did she just call her ex "tiger"?

Comments

tangothis 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 2:56

YDI for having dumbass arguments like that.

cherrypieguy 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 3:08

Ydi foe trying to be like mary jane and spiderman

tapesculpture 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 3:24

win ^_^

sportastef 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 4:48

Took the words outta my mouth. :D

BLNovelist 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 3:10

YDI for being a bitch. Comparing boyfriends? Really? You are just asking for one or both relationships to be ruined - and I'd hope they would for both of you being big enough assholes to not just be able to be content knowing both of you were happy with your respective mates.

hk_fml 9

Tuesday 11 August 2009 3:22

How old are you, arguing about whose boyfriend is better? And wtf, who calls their boyfriend tiger?

Jinxsy 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 3:53

Hey thar, Tiger. That does suck.

MiharuChan 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 4:29

You suck for calling him tiger. And you suck for comparing boyfriends. AND you decided to put your phone on speaker yourself. But breaking up still sucks :D Maybe he did it because you called him tiger.

jessikatattoo 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 4:59

lmao :P calling your boyfriend Tiger is pretty lame, but it still sucks real bad that he broke up with you ON THE PHONE.. that's rude :( i'm sorry for you!

iFruit 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 5:25

Maybe if you said hippopotamus instead of tiger, he wouldn't have dumped you. Gosh, why is it always the scary furry animals that people think of? What about the scary slimy animals? Dangit, they need attention too! Ohh, it just upsets me sometimes...

iFruit 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 5:28

Or you know what, you could have been creative and put an adjective in front so it would be "tickle tiger". That's sexy alright. Don't thank me, I'm just doing good for the earthlings.

triplethreat13 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 5:30

there are a few FML situations in this story: 1. he dumped you 2. he dumped you over the phone 3. you lost an argument 4. he dumped you on speakerphone in front of the person you were arguing with. YDI for putting it on speakerphone, YDI for bragging, YDI for having a dumb argument. does that make me sound like a troll? i don't think so. it's not like i'm saying YDI for having a friend or anything.