Perfect

By Anonymous - 17/11/2009 02:40 - United States

Today, I had a surprise birthday party thrown in my honor. All of my friends and family had been invited, and all of the details were perfect. Who threw the party for me? My ex-girlfriend who I dumped last week for "not being thoughtful enough." FML
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Badgermx 0

well.. for how long did she plan the party? she may have done it to make you change your mind... or you just made one hell of a mistake

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leslielove11 0

just get back with her, it's as easy as that.! ;)

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iMP0W3R 0

wow. you just reached a new level on being an asshole. congratulations.

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HuiYaMing 0

you deserve to feel crap, that's horrible go apologise

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ycruz29 0

Lmfao! Kuddos #68 & btw guys, its obvious that if she'd been insensitive the ENTIRE relationship, this one single gesture of thoughtfulness wouldn't make him write an FML being that he wouldn't have anything to feel sad or guilty about, since it was done last minute to get him back. Instead, he may have thought she was insensitive the time leading up to his bday, only to realize it was preparation for the bid shebang, thus landing him an FML out of guilt and regret. LEAR-HOW TO-READ! There were quotes and an FML for a reason.

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ndiggidy 0

ITS A TRAP!!! You dump her for not being thoughtful, but what's she doing now? This has trap written all over it.

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TheOtherMakona 0

How can I put this lightly... GET BACK WITH YOUR GIRL AND APOLOGIZE YOUR ASS OFF!!!

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newmandotcom 6

Last time I tried to comment on something like this, my account got banned. So think of the most offensive thing you could say to yourself or someone could say to you, in relation to this post, and imagine its me saying it

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