Pervy

By okaydisarray - 04/07/2015 02:31 - United States - Dayton

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Today, my husband's 70-year-old uncle came for a visit. Since we only have 2 bedrooms, we set him up in our daughter's room. Later, I glanced into the room and saw him masturbating in her bed. FML
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Emma1562 35

I have nothing to say but eeeeeeeeeeeeew

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Ava_Darkflame 26

I'd like to give him a bloody nose.

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vikky538 28

Time to change the whole bed room... And before you do that shift that weird uncle....

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worldclassrager 39

Can live without sex but not glasses doesn't apply to him

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Avashantu 18

There's always that creepy uncle.. Every family has one.

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johncanact 13

I don't really understand the jokes that've gone along with this one. This is a grown man sexually violating the place where your daughter sleeps. Absolutely disgusting and completely unacceptable. A professional needs to be involved here-whether it be a police officer or therapist.

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MubeenaM 4

Wtf!?! This is not a funny issue.. Or event.. U should really get him penalised! Your daughter is at risk! How can u even make this an FML

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angelofsaturn 23

I hope he buys her a new mattress. If he needed to bang one out then he could have used the bathroom or hell even OP's room would have been better. I'm also hoping this isn't a young girl's room cause i would have dragged him outside by his dick and tossed his shit out.

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naturallyfuck 17

Maybe op is the one who was burning that mattress

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FenderM 5

Where would you like him to wank? If you put a guest in a bedroom, you can expect them to wank there. Unless he's actually involving your daughter in some fashion - wanking into her clothes or something, let the old guy enjoy some down time and just make sure he's got access to tissues. If he starts doing this in inappropriate places (public rooms) or ways (your daughter's clothes), take action then. But good lord, humans wank. Even wrinkly ones.

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limabeans101029 20

I personally think what he did was extremely rude. I wouldn't be okay with a 70 year old man wanking in my bedroom. Not at all. If I stayed at somebody's house and they let me sleep in their child's bedroom I think I'd be able to employ enough self control to stop myself from masturbating there. If you have to do it, do it in the bathroom for pete's sake.

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wordygirl 11

For one thing, that dirty old bastard would never be invited to a sleepover again that's for sure! It's bad enough that we live in Ohio, but to have to deal with this! Not enough bleach huh?

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