Pervy

By okaydisarray - 04/07/2015 02:31 - United States - Dayton

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Today, my husband's 70-year-old uncle came for a visit. Since we only have 2 bedrooms, we set him up in our daughter's room. Later, I glanced into the room and saw him masturbating in her bed. FML
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Emma1562 35

I have nothing to say but eeeeeeeeeeeeew

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voodoochild01 7

shift him with your husband and you go sleep in your daughters room

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luk32 9

Wait... nobody else is baffled that OP has two bedrooms and puts the man into daughter's room!?

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limabeans101029 20

I assume that one of the two bedrooms is where OP and her husband sleep, so there was only one room left for the uncle

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Witchylady 17

Time to get a new bed. New everything. And re paint the walls. Wash all memories and his masturbation experience from that bedroom.

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Badkarma4u 17

Who cares, maybe his wife sent him a dirty pic because she missed him. When you invite people to your home. Sometimes people jerk and couples **** and people actually shit in your bathroom. It happens.

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gabby9982 11

He probably drank viagra instead of blood pressure meds

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anyoldnamewilldo 23

First of all, there is nothing wrong with masturbation when you get older. It is a natural thing to do. I do hope all the younger ones on here acting like sex and masturbation are wrong just because you aren't young and good looking any more change their tune. Otherwise, you are all going to be very cranky and frustrated when you get old. LOL Second of all, the OP doesn't say that the door was open. She may have "glanced in the room" by opening the door without knocking. If the door was open: He was rude and FYL. If the door was closed: You are rude and get what you get. F his life.

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iwadasn 32

Masturbating in a little girl's bed is creepy no matter what age the guy is, and it's especially creepy when the guy is RELATED to the girl.

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Setareh23 34

When someone invites you to their home and lends you one of their rooms to sleep in, it is extremely rude to ********** or have sex in that room (unless they have specified otherwise). Especially if you know it's not even an unused guest room, but another person's bedroom. Yes, sex/masturbation is natural, but you should have enough self control to resist it for a few days. They're not a hotel, you aren't paying them rent, the room does not belong to you, you are a GUEST. If you absolutely cannot stop yourself, at least go do it in the bathroom or something.

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