Pick up

By Slayeddd - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I realized that I have to block my number to get my own mother to take my phone calls. FML
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perdix 29

You probably have to pretend to be trying to sell her a time share so she'll even talk to you at all.

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Darky201 0

Damn that sucks, but what did you do to make her hate you?

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ShetHappensxx 0

your mom is a bitch you could have been dying, would she have picked up then?

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ashiiya 0

Although the wording is off, I still understood it....I guess XD Don't know what's happened in the past, but really.....she needs to chill, you're her DAUGHER. If anything, she should be picking up your calls especially. Seriously, if you can, meet her face to face and talk about this or SOMETHING. Every time I see a parent acting retarded like this to their own kid, I can't stand it.

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haweb 0

Even though your spelling was off, I can still understand it...I guess. Just giving you crap. :)

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ZiggyMorrison 0

hahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahaha oh God I love Walk Hard

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jessicaislameee 0

i had to do that to call my friends house. ha. its kinda sad isn't it?

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JubJub123_fml 0

maybe you should not call her for a while

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bekkaa 9

why dont you just stop calling? she's most likely ignoring you because you call way too much.

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