Kids, Phone calls, Weird and Parents: Pick up

Pick up

By Slayeddd - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I realized that I have to block my number to get my own mother to take my phone calls. FML

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perdix 29

Wednesday 28 October 2009 19:21

You probably have to pretend to be trying to sell her a time share so she'll even talk to you at all.

Darky201 0

Wednesday 28 October 2009 19:26

Damn that sucks, but what did you do to make her hate you?

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babe7260 30

Sunday 1 April 2012 15:01

Ouch!!!! That's brutal!!!!

Suaria 38

Tuesday 15 January 2013 4:37

Well at least you have a mother that does not really care what happens. I have an overbearing mother that will not leave me alone. It gets annoying.

worldclassrager 39

Thursday 20 February 2014 18:33

Why? What could you have done that would have been so bad? A mothers love should be infinite...

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