Pissed

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - San Francisco

Today, my grandma got piss drunk off two glasses of wine and kept telling me how I'm "so... ROUND!" FML
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rnarshmallow 21

I've found that my Grandma also doesn't have a filter when talking.. and that's sober

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Whatapuffchild 23

How round is a shape and shapes are beautiful. Look on the bright side, youre a beautiful sun that shines on everyones world.

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rnarshmallow 21

I've found that my Grandma also doesn't have a filter when talking.. and that's sober

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WolfsScar 15

Keep pouring her more.. it ought to stop her from talking.. for a bit.

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amileah13 26

Maybe she meant proud and her words just kind of slurred?

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Whatapuffchild 23

How round is a shape and shapes are beautiful. Look on the bright side, youre a beautiful sun that shines on everyones world.

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CODplayer4lyfe 24

But round isn't a shape

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crackfetus420 12

Well shes more like a looming bulk that blocks out most of the sun actually ??

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Zarcissa 34

Two glasses of wine and she's already wasted? Either she hasnt had any alcohol before or she was faking being that drunk.

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Mynamewontfi 40

It's actually possible. Both my parents get drunk real fast due to medication. Grandma might have the same problem.

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Zarcissa 34

Ah yes, mixing meds and alcohol... Should have guessed. Apparently mixing meds and alcohol gets one real messed up, more than either one would alone.

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sweetbliss3 37

very rarely do I drink (once every couple of years) and a sip of wine will have me buzzed so it's possible.

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Myo_fml 20

Yeah, I don't know what it is about wine,but it has amplified effects. that being said, I had an entire bottle last night and will be resting today. :D

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jeffprobs 29

They said, "get in shape." However they did not say which shape.

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blostrich_ 19

I say that about myself lol. When the stupid kids at my school say "SQUARE UP" I just respond by saying: "I can't, I'm round." You're beautiful OP. Don't forget.

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fpants2010 18

My grandma says mean things all the time when she's SOBER! On Christmas she said "you're getting fat, I see the rolls hanging over your pants!" Well - I just had my second baby five weeks ago, sorry I'm not top shape yet.

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shadow1248 23

That's so rude of her, ugh. Congratulations on your baby, though!

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