Pissed

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - San Francisco

Today, my grandma got piss drunk off two glasses of wine and kept telling me how I'm "so... ROUND!" FML
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rnarshmallow 21

I've found that my Grandma also doesn't have a filter when talking.. and that's sober

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Whatapuffchild 23

How round is a shape and shapes are beautiful. Look on the bright side, youre a beautiful sun that shines on everyones world.

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dirty_dan_ 15

That's just how drunk people are. Get over it.

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shadow1248 23

Aw, that's mean! maybe you should keep the wine away from her next time she visits...

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Brandon1000 10

Tell her she'll be dead in a couple years

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jenjen53 7

That really sucks, OP. She might have been drunk on 2 glasses. As someone else mentioned, mixing alcohol and meds could do that. But there's another possibility. Don't know how old she is, but she might have dementia. If that's the case, there probably isn't any filter. Try not to let it get to you.

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ronnixoxo 18

you should have said, 'oh yeah ? you're so DECREPIT.'

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hipposteve 21

don't take her seriously. she wasn't herself :)

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gracehi 31

Weird. That's what I tell my cat when I'm drunk... and when I'm sober.

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samichiss 5

Well I'm assuming she's probably right.

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BliggityBlop 8

My grandma drinks more than two bottles (yes I said bottles) a day so I feel your pain to some extent, OP.

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