Miscellaneous: Pissed

Pissed

By assgoblins piss me off - 06/05/2014 20:52 - Canada - Camrose

Today, I turned in my best painting yet for a scholarship competition. For once in my life, I was actually proud of a piece I'd done. I ended up losing the scholarship to some dickface who'd basically just glued together some crap from the dollar store and called it conceptual art. FML

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By can't wait to go home - 10/06/2016 19:18 - Trinidad and Tobago - Port-of-spain

Today, I lost an art contest to some talentless arsepipe whose piece was literally just a broken heart crudely drawn in her own blood. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/01/2013 19:47 - United States - Simi Valley

Today, one of my paintings was accepted into a local art gallery. It would've been a dream come true, had my "best friend" not submitted it under her own name and taken all the credit. FML

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Vandals!

By Anonymous - 26/03/2016 05:51 - United States - Cortlandt Manor

Today, I brought my best painting yet to college. I showed it off and everyone loved it. Or almost everyone. When we came back from lunch break, we found someone had sharpied the words "JIZZ BUTT" all over it. That painting took two weeks to finish. FML

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By anonymous - 11/03/2010 19:55 - United States

Today, I found out that my art project, the one I've been working on for the last two weeks and the first piece I felt really comfortable about turning in, was stolen out of the art cupboard. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/11/2009 22:14 - United States

Today, I finally finished my art project, which was worth 50% of my quarterly grade. I came in first period to give it to my professor. When she turned to look at it, her elbow hit her coffee and spilled it all over the canvas. I got 60%. She said I would have had a 100%, except for the giant coffee stain. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/05/2018 19:00

Today, after submitting a 500-word essay to a writing contest, I found out that I lost to someone who wrote 3 sentences. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/06/2013 11:43 - United States - Quakertown

Today, I finished a big art project. It was a self-portrait done in acrylics. Proud of my piece, I showed my mom. After some thought her first comment was, "well, I'm either going to insult your art or your face." FML

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By Anonymous - 28/07/2009 22:27 - United States

Today, I was supposed to hear back from a major scholarship competition. After months of waiting, during which my parents were convinced I had won, I discovered that my entry had never been received. Apparently the woman I had confirmed with had had a long day, and lied so that she could go home. FML

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Ruined art

By annie - 17/11/2020 00:08 - United States - Denver

Today, while sitting on a bench drawing, some guy went up to me, yelled, “YOUR ART SUCKS” and flipped my sketchpad out of my hands. I’d been working on that piece for hours and now there’s a big black pencil streak on it. FML

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Marcel Duchamp would be proud

By Mxx - 12/03/2020 12:30 - United Kingdom

Today, I was looking through an old box of personal artwork when I realised the entire box was damp. This was all my own art from the past 3 years, smudged and smelling of cat urine. I was supposed to showcase some of it in a competition winning gallery this month. FML

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thats_savannah 10

Wednesday 7 May 2014 1:20

Always the ones who don't try.

eaglerob 20

Wednesday 7 May 2014 1:21

Maybe next time finger paint a few stick figures and glue on some macaroni? ;)

Comments

Master_gunyer 5

Wednesday 7 May 2014 4:36

I can completely relate sadly enough.. I poured my heart and soul into a piece and my prof hated it. I threw a piece of clay on the ground and she thought it was brilliant....

oh_shit_balls_ 8

Wednesday 7 May 2014 4:36

Is someone JELLY

OzzyTheGiant 14

Wednesday 7 May 2014 4:40

this is why america is failing

PizzaDeliveryGrl 19

Wednesday 7 May 2014 6:01

Especially since the guy was from Canada, #62, amirite?

yoimaballer11 3

Wednesday 7 May 2014 5:07

Whelp yours obviously sucked then

little_one1 14

Wednesday 7 May 2014 5:10

I'm sorry OP, I know how it feels to finally be proud of a painting for once. Not too long ago I painted a badass zebra and felt that it was perfect. First time I had felt like that about one of my many paintings. But let's get back to the point here, I would like to know what you painted and submitted? And did you lose all together or did you just lose to him by second place or something?

little_one1 14

Wednesday 7 May 2014 5:15

Damnit. Ran out of time to edit. Well anyways it's not cool of you to criticize someone else's artwork just because you didn't get the winning name over them. That's kinda a dick move, just saying... Not everyone likes the same things, I keep that in mind all the time because my main focus is animals or landscape. Not everyone likes that so I only show those pieces to people I know will. Or if I feel cocky enough.

cryssycakesx3 22

Wednesday 7 May 2014 6:54

who's to say the other guy didn't do anything? the sore loser that called him a dickface?

natywantspeace 7

Wednesday 7 May 2014 7:11

That is totally unfair.

MinaGermania 12

Wednesday 7 May 2014 7:59

I'm sorry you lost, but you don't need to be an ass about it. You don't know how much thought he put into it so don't just judge him like that. Maybe his message was just that awesome.