Planning

By stargate25 - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Denver

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Today, my wife sent me a Google Calendar reminder for "sex". FML
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pokemyeyes 23

YDI for making her reach the point where she has to schedule herself into your calender and send you reminders.

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charlamagnet 9

Be happy your actually having sex OP, Some of us aren't as lucky.

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scyth3s 13

I wanna say you deserve it, but I can't. It doesn't sound like you deserve sex.

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GoldLeader 19

This is the best comment on here! Seriously, we're suppose to feel bad his wife wants to have sex with him!?! You're right he doesn't deserve sex.

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cheshirecat13242 32

There are worse things she could've scheduled for you.

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Schizo_teddy 4

You can't always have spontaneous and fun sex. This is the real world where people have jobs and lives and get busy. You can have fun sex but I don't see people having always spontaneously. Studies show planning sex actually helps keep the sex life going longer.

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conman531 23

Dude, bang your wife.

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janfleury 19

At least you know what to expect tonight. I suggest you and her start making more time for the 2 of you. Date night and whatnot. Call her and ask her out and plan more than dinner and/or a movie. Be romantic (wine, fruit and cheese by a lake/water and talking) Get to know each other again. Sex will happen then and not on a schedule. She is trying to tell you she misses you with the Google schedule. She has most likely tried before and you missed it so she is trying a more shocking direct action. Good luck.

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tiredofwaiting 25

Be thankful for the fact you are getting laid.

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jayennachristine 23

And then their children caught the flu, and the night was cancelled..

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WhatHappenedToIt 22

I take it your trying to have a baby? That would be the only reason I see for it if she's ovulating.

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Wer3Wolf3 16

She could have just left you for that horny neighbor across the street...

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pleasedie 22

Never good when you have to make schedules for sex......

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