Planning

By stargate25 - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Denver

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Today, my wife sent me a Google Calendar reminder for "sex". FML
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pokemyeyes 23

YDI for making her reach the point where she has to schedule herself into your calender and send you reminders.

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charlamagnet 9

Be happy your actually having sex OP, Some of us aren't as lucky.

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Krwman 8

Two things to check: 1) is it for this year?? 2) who all is on the invitation list??

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Futacy 29

I say you deserve it. Not the fact that she sent you a reminder, but you deserve the wonderful gift of sex she decided to give you. Enjoy it.

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rockon327 2

Are you gay? Thats ******* awesome

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Alicimo 11

First - Why on earth do you need sex scheduled. Secondly - at least you're having sex, many married couples aren't.

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RandKP 21

This is a hollywood steriotype with little basis in reality. Studies show that most married couples have active and satisfying sex lives.

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Muttley9 13

"Once more into the bitch, dear friends."

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ArockSui63099 2

I still don't understand why that's a bad thing...

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worldclassrager 39

At least it's not your anniversary or her birthday...right

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rogerover 19

You got a good woman. Don't **** it up!

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