Transportation: DMV blues

DMV blues

By driver - 06/01/2010 14:55 - United States

Today, I went to the DMV to renew my license. When I gave the woman behind the desk my name and social security number she looked confused. She then called over her manager, who did the same thing. Getting nervous, I asked what was wrong. Apparently, according to the state of Illinois, I'm dead. FML

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By HellisLikeTheDMV - 13/07/2012 15:19 - United States - Colorado Springs

Today, I finally went to the DMV to replace my lost license. After waiting for almost two hours, I casually rummaged through my purse. Something strange inside the lining caught my eye. It was my license. FML

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By faye - 14/02/2009 18:43 - United States

Today, I got my license renewed and the woman behind the desk looked at me and said "guess we need to update the weight, huh?". FML

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Checked out

By Anonymous - 09/03/2023 06:00 - United States

Today, I finally got my ass into gear and went to the DMV to renew my driver's license. I waited in line for over two hours, only to find out that I had brought my library card instead of my license. FML

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Red tape

By christian_slate - 24/12/2023 09:00 - United States - Pittsburgh

Today, the DMV told me I had to pay a $39 "renewal" fee for a mistake they made. After over an hour of waiting, they printed a license without a Real ID star like my previous one. Then they tried to blame me for not asking for one. I didn't have time to resolve this two weeks ago, and now Pennsylvania says it's my fault. FML

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Bad boys, bad boys…

By Joey Soprano - 18/08/2020 02:06

Today, I went to the DMV today and sat in line for over 6 hours to renew my driver's license. Even though with the pandemic, it's been extended to New Year's Eve but I decided to get it done and over with. I get called up to finish everything, only to find out my license is suspended. FML

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By baddriver - 31/01/2012 17:17 - United States

Today, I went to the DMV to get my license. I almost ran over my evaluator as he was walking to get in the car. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/04/2015 07:30 - Canada - Delta

Today, I found out the name on my driver's license is incorrect. I don't know what's worse: the fact the government can't even copy a goddamn name correctly, or that it took me three months to notice, when a cop nearly arrested me for carrying a "fake" license. FML

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By dmvsucks - 13/09/2010 15:14 - United States

Today, I was at the DMV getting temporary tags for my new car. While waiting in line, a huge fat lady behind me felt the need to run her finger down the scar on the back of my neck. FML

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Bunch of bankers

By skippydoda - 25/06/2019 12:35

Today, I went to the bank to open an account. It took hours for them to tell me that I needed my driver's license, passport, and residency paper. I returned with the documents. They then said that they couldn't help me. FML

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Push!

By sabadaba - 19/06/2011 17:51 - United States

Today, at the DMV, I was told to push my forehead against a vision testing device on the counter to activate a blinking light. When nothing happened, the employee started yelling for me to push harder. I tried again, only to knock the whole thing into her. FML

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me5 0

Wednesday 6 January 2010 20:17

The state of ilinois never lies!! Go back to your grave!

sucks2_beyou 0

Wednesday 6 January 2010 20:16

haha well maybe since ur dead u wont have to pay taxes! :)

Comments

ducigfran 0

Wednesday 6 January 2010 20:08

This comment FTW!

fatvader64 5

Friday 20 August 2010 7:32

hahaha wow country fail!!

FMLoverAgain 7

Wednesday 6 January 2010 20:09

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Show it anyway

jasonsaied 1

Saturday 6 March 2010 6:20

lol

hannah1203 2

Tuesday 30 November 2010 1:08

win

ric4rolz 0

Saturday 29 October 2011 1:23

Are you retarded?

pinky94 5

Tuesday 14 August 2012 7:11

I'd have to say yes plus mental :P

HollyDolly660 8

Thursday 8 November 2012 23:56

Pretty sure it was a joke...?

bluerhhajfk 17

Sunday 17 February 2013 21:00

It's a funny joke, asshole.

sucks2_beyou 0

Wednesday 6 January 2010 20:16

haha well maybe since ur dead u wont have to pay taxes! :)

fuckmrsoftee 0

Friday 28 January 2011 13:52

that's awesome. and she could haunt people just by showing her death certificate... she gets to be an official ghost now. I would write a novel on that

teotsi 28

Monday 21 April 2014 11:18

OP is a male.

JIY537 0

Wednesday 6 January 2010 20:16

WTF how'd that happen

me5 0

Wednesday 6 January 2010 20:17

The state of ilinois never lies!! Go back to your grave!

what_the_fail 0

Friday 22 January 2010 5:53

Lmfao #6 win

brianjman14 22

Monday 8 February 2010 4:43

lmao that was hilarious #6

mayumm 0

Tuesday 13 July 2010 13:33

hahahaha :)

vendretta 19

Wednesday 6 January 2010 20:18

Happened where I work. Little girl came to get her scrips filled (I'd say about 13) and her insurance had her down as being dead. Even when we called, they wouldn't fix it. Country is ridiculous.