Please don't do that

By anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Australia

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. He suddenly pulled away, goes, "OMNOMNOMNOM" then continued kissing me. FML
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wordgirl 0

That is so cute. There should be a button for "WIN" on this blog. If my boyfriend did that, I'd OMNOM him right back and feel like a lucky girl. What's not to love? :)

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mariathephan 0

My boyfriend does this to me all the time and i think it's adorable.. now it's become a joke and when ever i want a kiss i go nomnomnomnom and he gives me one. :)

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xXSc3n1cXx 0

DID HE HAVE HORRID BREATH!!!?!?!???!? otherwise you need bitch slapped. i love my girlfriend so much, we really wanna get married. cant: only 16. but,we do this to each other! ITS A SIGN OF AFFECTION'!!!!!!!!!!!

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st0n333d 0

errrr hate to burst ur bubble thar.... but you are wayyyyyy to inexperianced to wanna get married... trust me my friend, college will make u rethink. if anything go on break when ur in college and after see if your two are still compatable. but hey if your that 15% who make it good for you! :)

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_rachacho 0

arrrrgh!!! i cannot stand when people say you need to "take a break" to date other people so that you can know if you are really in love. i don't buy it. you are either in love, or you aren't. and if you are unsure... then it's obvious you aren't. i'm not saying that this 16 year old is or isn't, (making no judgement here) but i HATE when people say that.

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jollykilla704 0

uh love is a word. it doesn't have one definition everyone either falls under or doesn't. you mean it different every single time you use it. you don't have sex with your partner, tell them you love them. call your mother, and mean it the same way. and yes a break can help, just not for everyone. you might feel "love" but not know if you feel "can't live without you" if you hate life without them you won't **** it up down the road. guy above me is close minded

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loto_fml 3

I do that to my boyfriend all the time. And if he did it back I'd think it was adorable. FHL for having a girlfriend with no sense of humor.

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hailphire130 0

I don't understand exactly how this ruins ur life

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EmilyJEG 0

Ha, I thought I was the only one who got irritated by things like that. My boyfriend is always pulling away from kissing me to make silly noises (e.g. bird noises), or try to bite my nose. It's not cute at all. It drives me mad! Either that, or he tells me things like, "This reminds me of when a mother bird pukes food into a baby bird's mouth!" A week today, he'll be 28 D:

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jollykilla704 0

that last comment was a bit much. but if you want someone who is always serious, date someone who is. don't date the opposite and complain. everyone has a 'type' and you're foolish to date someone who isn't yours. I don't think anyone gets to know each other anymore before they become exclusive. I on the other hand make sure I know that chick ain't crazy or annoying before hand :p

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marsty 0

big deal! get a real FML or f off. loser

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