Please forgive me

By Anonymous - 28/11/2010 23:49 - United States

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Today, I discovered my boyfriend prays before and after sex, because he thinks he'll keep his abstinence by doing so. FML
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Same thing different taste

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Hail Mary, Full of Grace, The Lord is with thee. Blessed art thou among women, and blessed is the fruit of thy womb, Jesus. Holy Mary, Mother of God, pray for us sinners now, and at the hour of death. Amen. SEX Hail Mary, Full of Grace, The Lord is with thee. Blessed art thou among women, and blessed is the fruit of thy womb, Jesus. Holy Mary, Mother of God, pray for us sinners now, and at the hour of death. Amen. Yeah, that just wouldn't do it for me..

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Are you sure he meant abstinence and didn't just mean 'sin-free'? If it was the latter, then it's fine. But if he really did mean abstinence then you might want to educate him on what that really means.

Or just dump him.. if he's that retarded to think he can pray and be immune to losing his virginity, then I don't see the point.

afroninjashuffle 0

seriously! if it worked like that, every hooker, *****, ****, *****, etc. etc. wud be pure and clean and untouched! but since that is not thecase, they still remain dirty! excuse my language.

According to Le Bible, being all "Lord, forgive me for this sin which I am about to commit" is worse in God's eyes than committing a sin unknowingly. Sooo, this kid is ****** either way, whether he believes it'll make him sex-free or sin-free. FYL, OP, for dating an idiot. Hey, at least if you get preggers, he'll think your kid is holy or something!

44 - in the bible, mary magdolen (dont know how to spell it sorry) was a former prostitute and God forgave her ...

ahtari 0

Nowhere in the Bible does it say that Mary Magdalen was a prostitute. That was all made up afterwards, by men wanting to suppress women.

Mitchie - It's possible he's been misguided, maybe due to religion, prudish parents or lack of any decent sex ed. or a combination. Perhaps if the OP explains it to him, he might get it. Also, if he wanted to be abstinent, he should have told the OP before they ever had sex anyway. It's also a bit harsh to dump someone just because they're a little dumb. Afroninjashuffle - It is possible for sins to be forgiven. I'm no expert and so I don't know if it depends on circumstances or just being purely sorry for having committed a sin, but yeah, it is possible to forgive sins, otherwise I'm fairly certain most people (including religious ones) would be going to hell anyway. Starile - There is that. He'd probably be better off just praying afterwards. And it's not necessarily a good thing that he will think the kid is holy in that case. Either way, he's an idiot for thinking that it works this way, for he's religious, he should know what his own religious choices really mean and how they work. Petergurll & Ahtari - There was a woman who was supposed to be convicted of adultery that was to be stoned to death, but she was forgiven in the 'he who is without sin, may cast the first stone' parable.

Iknoweverything 29

actually, it does. Read it before saying "nowhere in the bible." When Jesus was dining with the pharisee, they mention it. I hate people who say things like "it's in the bible" and "it's nowhere in the bible", because they obviously haven't read it. I had a catholic magazine get pissed at me because I corrected every article where they said that stuff.

sourgirl101 28

What is he praying for again? i'm a little confused.

Draminicaus 0

Abstinence. You know, you thing you keep by NOT having sex? If that was meant to be sarcastic, please excuse my asshat comment.

wriptidez 0
alaaloo_fml_fml 0

Tell him it's extra abstinent if you spank each other. :P

Or if, say, he comes all over your face and **** instead of INSIDE you!

Not even my boys are that ignorant of how sex works...

MuchDance90s 0

"lord, grant me abstinence, but not yet..."

sourgirl101 28

Hey now, this comment was funny!(: