Please forgive me

By Anonymous - 28/11/2010 23:49 - United States

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Today, I discovered my boyfriend prays before and after sex, because he thinks he'll keep his abstinence by doing so. FML
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Doortje 29

Hail Mary, Full of Grace, The Lord is with thee. Blessed art thou among women, and blessed is the fruit of thy womb, Jesus. Holy Mary, Mother of God, pray for us sinners now, and at the hour of death. Amen. SEX Hail Mary, Full of Grace, The Lord is with thee. Blessed art thou among women, and blessed is the fruit of thy womb, Jesus. Holy Mary, Mother of God, pray for us sinners now, and at the hour of death. Amen. Yeah, that just wouldn't do it for me..

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afroninjashuffle 0

or C: do the same thing

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ThreeSheetsGone 12

At least it's not "Saint Michael, Archangel, defend us in battle...". Then you would have to worry about demon possesion as well as your boyfriend being a complete idiot.

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WillKill4Beer 0

Yeah.... Obviously you boyfriend has a Mangina!!!

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_krispy 0

well you got yourself a smart cookie there, don't ya !

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gtrgdss 0

I'm gonna one-up you here. My ex used to pray for forgiveness after sex for about 2 hrs Made me feel so very cherished. NOT. I have nothing against those with religion necessarily, but sounds like you gotta do what Moses told the Red Sea to do: you gotta SPLIT!!!

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Shinygirlnz 1

Agreed, get out of there and leave him alone with his hang-ups.

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TheLetterZero 7

It's irrelevant. We don't need another comments section closed because of that annoying argument.

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mola_mola 3

it's a debate not an argument argument implies that you're right unquestionably whereas a debate is an informative discussion

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