Please forgive me

By Anonymous - 28/11/2010 23:49 - United States

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Today, I discovered my boyfriend prays before and after sex, because he thinks he'll keep his abstinence by doing so. FML
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Doortje 29

Hail Mary, Full of Grace, The Lord is with thee. Blessed art thou among women, and blessed is the fruit of thy womb, Jesus. Holy Mary, Mother of God, pray for us sinners now, and at the hour of death. Amen. SEX Hail Mary, Full of Grace, The Lord is with thee. Blessed art thou among women, and blessed is the fruit of thy womb, Jesus. Holy Mary, Mother of God, pray for us sinners now, and at the hour of death. Amen. Yeah, that just wouldn't do it for me..

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alexroxursox 0

Does his penis want out? Sell it to an African fertility sculptor.

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Anaxes 5

Just make sure Bishop Brennan doesn't see it

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HeretoBlame 3

OP your boyfriend is legen wait for it........dary....yep

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boopityboppity 11

You must have had some sort of brain damage.

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ImFreeFalling 0

I'm a religious individual, I believe in God, Heaven, Hell, etc... but if OP's boyfriend seriously thinks that praying before & after committing a sin (yes, sex before marriage is a sin), then he's really stupid. FYL OP.

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Cyosaric 0

Hail Satan. Du Kust Satanas.

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ImFreeFalling 0

Oops I left out some words: "thinks that praying before & after committing a sin (yes, sex before marriage is a sin) *will help him*"

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Cyosaric 0

Thatsatupid. when I get laid, I clean my butthole with my girlfriends face.

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RedPillSucks 31

Just as long as you're not using prayer as a form of birthcontrol, you'll be fine. But perhaps you should educate your boyfriend. Just tell him he's going straight to hell so he best lighten up.

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Jaydos 0

Why is everyone against christianity and the belief of a God? I'm christian and its makes me really angry and sad to see so many people against it. Sure you can beleive in what you want but you dont have to hate on christianity just because we beleive in God and Jesus Christ.

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boopityboppity 11

I don't think many people are saying that much about Christianity. They're all commenting on the undeniable stupidity of this individual, not of his religion. I bet our mods are surprised that the comments haven't needed to be closed yet.

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boopityboppity 11

Well, it had to happen eventually, Didi. Out of curiosity, is your name a reference to "Waiting for Godot"?

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JpasDa1 2

listen here as long as he's doing his job eating that clam, drinking your juices, and making you cum buckets then it's all good.

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