Love, Annoying and Animals: Please stop - FML

Please stop

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, my parrot won't stop repeating my boyfriend's name. The problem is we broke up days ago and my parrot won't shut up. FML

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NitroTonicsFML 4

Thursday 13 January 2011 9:08

Throw it in a pan, throw in some chopped onions and garlic sprinkle in some salt and black pepper. Problem solved.

IneffableLullaby 13

Thursday 13 January 2011 9:13

It seems that one of you still hasn't gotten over him. Poor parrot. :(

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doglover100 28

Saturday 7 July 2012 17:36

Give the parrot to him.

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