Love, Annoying and Animals: Please stop - FML

Please stop

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, my parrot won't stop repeating my boyfriend's name. The problem is we broke up days ago and my parrot won't shut up. FML

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You deserved it 5 075

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NitroTonicsFML 4

Thursday 13 January 2011 9:08

Throw it in a pan, throw in some chopped onions and garlic sprinkle in some salt and black pepper. Problem solved.

IneffableLullaby 13

Thursday 13 January 2011 9:13

It seems that one of you still hasn't gotten over him. Poor parrot. :(

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doglover100 28

Saturday 7 July 2012 17:36

Give the parrot to him.

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Today, my best friend got a new boyfriend. She asked him what he wanted for his upcoming birthday, and he said he just wanted to hang out with her and watch a movie or two. I thought it was sweet, so I asked my boyfriend what he would like for his upcoming birthday. He said a blow job. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 198

You deserved it 47 641

Today, wanting to break up with my boyfriend, I invited him to dinner with my parents. I was sure they'd hate him, which would give me the excuse I needed. They ended up loving him, and now they won't stop mentioning marriage. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 729

You deserved it 53 112

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Today, I'm in the process of adopting a child. When I called my mom to tell her the news, she just said, "Oh honey, don't adopt, it's the worst decision you'll ever make." I'm adopted. FML

I agree, your life sucks 53 187

You deserved it 3 384

Today, I asked a good friend what she thought would make me more attractive to women. Her advice was, "Don't be yourself." FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 411

You deserved it 3 378

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I agree, your life sucks 266

You deserved it 459

Today, I went with my sister to get our eyebrows waxed. I didn't think my eyebrows were that bad--and they weren't! When the guy waxed my eyebrows, he gestured my lips and said, "Moustache, too?" Mortified, I said, "No!" to which he replied, "Aw, someone no get kissy tonight." FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 494

You deserved it 9 976

Today, I got married. About five minutes after I got my huge wedding dress on, I had to pee. It took three people to help me not pee on my dress, and my bridesmaids took pictures. FML

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Today, I still have my ridiculous fear of being heard on the toilet, and I can't go if people are around. I'd just sat down on the toilet when three of my housemates started chatting immediately outside the door. I had to sit silently until they were gone. For half an hour. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 128

You deserved it 9 653