Please stop

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, my parrot won't stop repeating my boyfriend's name. The problem is we broke up days ago and my parrot won't shut up. FML
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NitroTonicsFML 4

Throw it in a pan, throw in some chopped onions and garlic sprinkle in some salt and black pepper. Problem solved.

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IneffableLullaby 13

It seems that one of you still hasn't gotten over him. Poor parrot. :(

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Comments

faultylogic 0

ydi for owning a parrot, they're all evil.

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dragonmaster88 0

cripple cripple cripple cripple cripple...( squaks cripple ). ah dammit!

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ulicksam 0

So you either deliberately taught the parrot your boyfriend's name or you just said his name over and over again. YDI.

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Jabi_fml 0

kill your parrot and trow your parrots body to your exboyfriends face then spit on the parrot and laugh

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RedPillSucks 31

YDI. The parrot just repeats what it hears. If you've been saying his name over and over, what do you expect?

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flgirlwguitar 2

Say something else every time he says it. He'll get the message - my parrot is comparatively dumb and even he gets it.

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jack1001 0

Dump him as well : happy ending

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enoughgrace 4

hmm, wonder where the parrot learned to say his name over and over and over again...

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hollylollyxoxo 0

he's only repeating what he heard you yelling every night =P ...does your parrot moan too?

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momo1972 3

that is your ex-boyfriends practical joke. he is laughing so hard right now as am I.

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