Please stop

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, my parrot won't stop repeating my boyfriend's name. The problem is we broke up days ago and my parrot won't shut up. FML
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NitroTonicsFML 4

Throw it in a pan, throw in some chopped onions and garlic sprinkle in some salt and black pepper. Problem solved.

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IneffableLullaby 13

It seems that one of you still hasn't gotten over him. Poor parrot. :(

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Donkeydick360 0

Tie a 20lb weight to its feet and throw it out the window it'll be fun to watch and you won't have to hear it anymore

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Alanah101 0

How funny reminds me of my friend who cheated on her boyfriend. I thought it would be funny to teach the parrot the guys name, Jerry. So every time my friend went in to their family room the parrot would say his name. LOL.

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nana2255 0

It was all part of your x's masterplan

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FreakingFYou 13

ydi for screaming his name all those times.

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sorrowevicteon 9

Squawk! You life sucks, just wanted to remind you! Squawk!

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Unlucky_Gun 0

Your parrot either misses him or is mocking you

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