Love, Annoying and Animals: Please stop

Please stop

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, my parrot won't stop repeating my boyfriend's name. The problem is we broke up days ago and my parrot won't shut up. FML

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NitroTonicsFML 4

Thursday 13 January 2011 9:08

Throw it in a pan, throw in some chopped onions and garlic sprinkle in some salt and black pepper. Problem solved.

IneffableLullaby 13

Thursday 13 January 2011 9:13

It seems that one of you still hasn't gotten over him. Poor parrot. :(

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rjdr 7

Thursday 13 January 2011 9:04

lol

TheRealFamilyGuy 5

Thursday 13 January 2011 9:17

teach it to poo on a picture of him then go and release it in his house so it poos all over him. mwahahaha I know I'm a genius.

Sexy_Lexi_Gonz 0

Thursday 13 January 2011 9:48

You are a genius. I love you forever...

48Connor 10

Thursday 13 January 2011 13:30

bring the bird out back, close the door and listen to some loud music

isaiaha11 2

Friday 14 January 2011 1:14

just eat the bird

NitroTonicsFML 4

Thursday 13 January 2011 9:08

Throw it in a pan, throw in some chopped onions and garlic sprinkle in some salt and black pepper. Problem solved.

BleakAsFcuk 0

Thursday 13 January 2011 9:26

I feel as though this may need a side of something, it seems a bit bland.

k3rslc 0

Thursday 13 January 2011 9:27

Om nom nom, parrot. <3

DU0 0

Thursday 13 January 2011 9:28

.... Kool-Aid? ;D

Sexy_Lexi_Gonz 0

Thursday 13 January 2011 9:44

i automatically love you for that comment

DU0 0

Thursday 13 January 2011 9:46

Woot Woot!

werty30 0

Thursday 13 January 2011 12:40

haaaa

ZeeBest86 6

Thursday 13 January 2011 19:04

18, you're just loving everyone today, do you have daddy issues??

L0V34L1F3 9

Thursday 13 January 2011 9:08

Your parrot misses him. :(

PeteyPablo12308 20

Thursday 13 January 2011 9:09

Teach it ( boyfriends name) is a douchebag. That would be a little better right?

FYLDeep 25

Thursday 13 January 2011 9:21

Til she gets a new boyfriend and it keeps calling him a douche-bag.

MrsLender_fml 3

Thursday 13 January 2011 11:42

In soviet russia, boyfriend's name repeats parrot!

vegan_muffin 5

Saturday 15 January 2011 7:16

That's what I was thinking, too! "boyfriend" "douchebag" "boyfriend" "douchebag" it's a constant reminder of why he's gone.

osirisx3 0

Thursday 13 January 2011 9:11

Well, that's unfortunate.

IneffableLullaby 13

Thursday 13 January 2011 9:13

It seems that one of you still hasn't gotten over him. Poor parrot. :(

Buchitoo 4

Thursday 13 January 2011 9:13

KILL IT!!!! lol j/k. Sucks for you OP.

chelle_starlight 0

Thursday 13 January 2011 9:15

aflockalypse

unidentified_sta 5

Thursday 13 January 2011 9:23

I normally would ask "what?", but it seems I'd be wasting my time seeking answers in this case.

Luky13 0

Thursday 13 January 2011 9:58

haha. SNL reference.

maybaybe 0

Thursday 13 January 2011 9:19

Damn that would be so annoying. I feel sorry for you, OP :(

AmeenWhoElse 0

Thursday 13 January 2011 9:34

Ask your parrot who's a douchebag and see wat he replies

15thPrestige 0

Thursday 13 January 2011 9:57

I'd laugh if he said her name.

nathan5 0

Thursday 13 January 2011 13:15

Or yours

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