Please stop

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, my parrot won't stop repeating my boyfriend's name. The problem is we broke up days ago and my parrot won't shut up. FML
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Top comments

NitroTonicsFML 4

Throw it in a pan, throw in some chopped onions and garlic sprinkle in some salt and black pepper. Problem solved.

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IneffableLullaby 13

It seems that one of you still hasn't gotten over him. Poor parrot. :(

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Comments

A7xPenguin 0

damn! well maybe if u weren't screaming his name soo much!! jk jk.....not really

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HomeAl0ne 20

Teach it a new phrase that's more useful. I suggest "Here kitty kitty kitty".

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mandypandypants 4

I guess you're gonna have to shoot your parrot with a BB gun.

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deidre823 7

.....So get rid of the damn bird. Duh.

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prettylittledevi 0

maybe he learned to say it from you screaming his name while having sex... that's your fault:)

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Calyx_fml 21

Your parrot's in love with your ex. Maybe that's why he broke up with you, so he could date your parrot.

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