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By Hailey - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I brought my date home to meet my parents. We walked in the front door to find my drunken father wearing nothing but a Viking helmet, while swinging and jabbing our living room furniture with a pool noodle. FML
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iluvwaffles42 0

Correct me if I'm wrong, but I'm pretty sure he was using the pool noodle to attack the furniture.

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mattsan1992 0

Viking helmets and pool noodles? I'm gonna have to remember that next time I get drunk it sounds like fun

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MarioDragon 14

Hahaha that would be amazing, minus the "nothing but.." part.

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Madiluvsyuh98 2

He had on underwear...right

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sunrise1234 3

OP said he was wearing "nothing" but a Viking helmet. So no, he was not wearing underwear

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ImmaB3AST 7

Your dad is a.... Erm... Uhh... ******* bad ass dude! if you are a naked Viking then you're legit. just sayin

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Feklfekl2222 32

What is a pool noodle??? Is it one of the foam things people use in pools or am I on the wrong track?

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vbmg152 18

It's one of the long foam tubes, kids use in a pool! They come in weird colors, purple, lime green, hot pink! Wonder which one it was?? :-)

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Feklfekl2222 32

Thanks I normally call them "random floaty things" as I'm not very good with words

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vbmg152 18

Be glad it was the pool noodle he was using & the furniture he was jabbing!!!

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Stylin_Since_97 10

For Narnia!!!!!!!!!

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