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By Hailey - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I brought my date home to meet my parents. We walked in the front door to find my drunken father wearing nothing but a Viking helmet, while swinging and jabbing our living room furniture with a pool noodle. FML
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iluvwaffles42 0

Correct me if I'm wrong, but I'm pretty sure he was using the pool noodle to attack the furniture.

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mattsan1992 0

Viking helmets and pool noodles? I'm gonna have to remember that next time I get drunk it sounds like fun

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Harlequin073 6

And you're complaining?

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UmbraeCatervae 0

OP i beileve your father is on what we like to call Boss status

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kindgremlin 5

Damn, it seems like everyone has a drunk dad and/or mom who does embarrassing things in front of them and their friends, mine must hide it well.

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Bloodlvst 10

I wish I could find a girl with a dad who knows how to rape and pillage

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perdix 29

Your date should have challenged him to a sword fight ;)

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AliceIsCurious 6

Well at least he didn't appologize for walking in on you guys having sex. ^_^

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