Love, Embarrassing, Drunk and Parents: Pleased to meet you

Pleased to meet you

By Hailey - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I brought my date home to meet my parents. We walked in the front door to find my drunken father wearing nothing but a Viking helmet, while swinging and jabbing our living room furniture with a pool noodle. FML

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Top comments

iluvwaffles42 0

Sunday 11 September 2011 1:38

Correct me if I'm wrong, but I'm pretty sure he was using the pool noodle to attack the furniture.

mattsan1992 0

Sunday 11 September 2011 1:29

Viking helmets and pool noodles? I'm gonna have to remember that next time I get drunk it sounds like fun

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iranoutofnames 6

Sunday 11 September 2011 1:36

Soo... Was the couch successfully vanquished?

Blue87 4

Sunday 11 September 2011 1:37

I'll be embarrassed to death

Frenchtony 17

Sunday 11 September 2011 5:30

But that's still hilarious !

TheLastChild 8

Sunday 11 September 2011 1:38

Everybody loves a naked Viking!

marine2be 3

Sunday 11 September 2011 15:22

So if I take pics with a Viking helmet more people will add me on Facebook?!

TheLastChild 8

Monday 12 September 2011 12:29

Of course! It's an unspoken rule!

nonnormaleddy 0

Sunday 11 September 2011 1:42

Woooow

CiaranPM 0

Sunday 11 September 2011 1:48

If I were your date, I'd be too busy laughing to care.

Enslaved 36

Sunday 11 September 2011 1:51

Horny?......The helmet that is.

trollsemen 8

Sunday 11 September 2011 1:52

So your from MN? Same.

InfernalFML 1

Sunday 11 September 2011 3:08

Haha that's what I do for every vikings game

mgsoloist 14

Sunday 11 September 2011 7:14

Uhmm...new mn resident here...I really hope that is not what I have to look forward to...

thatgirl345 5

Sunday 11 September 2011 1:54

Omg

immortal628 20

Sunday 11 September 2011 1:58

Man.... If I had a nickel for every time that happened to me...

Enslaved 36

Sunday 11 September 2011 2:29

I would have negative -.05 cents.

niplipsip 9

Sunday 11 September 2011 8:18

42 - because that definitely makes sense. no pun intended.

fadingfaith 4

Sunday 11 September 2011 2:02

Why is everyone's dad always naked when someone comes over?

betty66 3

Sunday 11 September 2011 6:33

I know ha haha, stop with these FMLS! they're getting annoying

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