Intimacy: Pleased to see me?

Pleased to see me?

By kappaomicron - 19/01/2010 23:18 - United Kingdom

Today, I got out of bed and went downstairs in my boxers to get a glass of water. I entered the kitchen and said hi to my visiting mother-in-law, who smiled. Only after a good ten minutes did she decide to tell me that my knob was hanging from a gap in my boxers. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/08/2009 19:28 - United States

Today, I lazily answered the door in my pajamas. It was my elderly neighbor asking to borrow a can opener. Despite the strange and unwarranted scowl she was giving me I obliged. It wasn't until after she had left that I notice my penis was completely sticking out through the flap in my pants. FML

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Let it all dangle

By Anonymous - 08/10/2023 07:30 - United States

Today, my 76 year-old mother-in-law stayed the night at our house. I bumped into her on the way to the bathroom during the night. She discovered I sleep naked. Sadly, I found out that she does, too. FML

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By Tinker-Bell - 21/11/2008 03:41 - France

Today, when I woke up, my husband was already up. Thinking I'd heard him in the hall, I yelled out, "Come on, don't be shy, bring your dick back in here right now!" A voice then replied, "He's gone out to get some bread." It was my mother-in-law. FML

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A good yanking

By Gordon - 22/07/2009 14:12 - United States

Today, I was standing by the bed, naked, waiting for my wife to come out of the bathroom. She opened the door and walked over to me, swinging her hips, wearing practically nothing. At about four feet from me, she tripped on the edge of the floor mat, and used my junk to catch herself. FML

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Just a question

By Anonymous - 14/12/2019 14:00

Today while I was about to go into the shower, my mom walked in on me while I was naked. She looked down and asked me if I was cold. FML

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By Embarassed - 10/09/2009 05:32 - Canada

Today, I got out of bed and went to the bathroom. At least, I thought I did, until I woke up to my pants, sheets, and boyfriend all soaking wet. FML

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By Sicko - 28/08/2010 23:52 - France

Today, it was really hot in my house so I pulled my shorts down so I was just in my boxers. My family and I were watching TV and I got a spontaneous erection. When I discreetly tried to pull my shorts back up, my penis flipped out of my boxers. FML

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Tell, don't show

By Anonymous - 20/09/2020 10:07

Today, while masturbating, I got a huge migraine so I went into the kitchen to get an Advil. As I was getting it, my family was staring at me and I couldn't figure out why. I walked out and realized that I hadn't put my pants back on. I just walked downstairs fully torqued in front of my family. FML

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By mongoosemike - 07/06/2011 05:55

Today, I walked downstairs, made a bowl of hot cereal, and held a full conversation with my brother's girlfriend, before I finally put two and two together and realized I hadn't put any pants on. FML

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By hellphone_fml - 01/07/2019 20:00

Today, someone knocked on my door. I yelled "Yeah?" while getting up, since it was locked. My grandpa walked in, as I apparently didn't actually lock it. I was naked. FML

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yakturk43 0

Wednesday 20 January 2010 0:19

win for saying wankerstick lol

bhangu023 0

Wednesday 20 January 2010 0:26

ahaha u shud of been like i'm givin it som morning fresh air

Comments

maxxattack 0

Wednesday 20 January 2010 0:32

so what? I'm sure she saw it a bajillion other times, or have you forgot she used to change your diaper and you used to suck on her *******?

mae18_fml 0

Wednesday 20 January 2010 0:36

mother- in- law

xdinasaurzxrawrx 0

Tuesday 26 January 2010 4:14

@ maxxattack... he said mother IN LAW... meaning it wasn't his birth mom... meaning she never changed his diapers and he never sucked her ****......-.-"

RKftw 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 4:05

it wasn't his mother it was his mother-in-law

anonymous595 0

Thursday 31 March 2011 21:15

she mightv let him afterwards;-)

KaylieBieber13 0

Tuesday 19 July 2011 5:40

mother IN LAW u dumb b!tch

Faded315 6

Sunday 20 January 2013 18:59

Funny how 7492649 ppl had to tell him Mother-in law lol

Bryan64_fml 5

Sunday 31 July 2016 23:34

He's probably some little kid doesn't fully understand how marriage works

breyahna12397 0

Wednesday 20 January 2010 0:36

dummies he said mother in law dumb asses

Jiplo 18

Wednesday 24 April 2013 1:21

And HOW exactly does that make the situation any less awkward and embarrassing?

justmyluck1212 0

Wednesday 20 January 2010 0:37

He definitely said "mother-in-law" doucher

ScaryyMary 14

Wednesday 20 January 2010 0:39

Say hello to Mr. Happy...

KamilleBlack 3

Wednesday 20 January 2010 0:43

YDI. Why do u guys always think it's okay to walk around the house in ur underwear. U see ur step mom is down stairs and u continue doing what ur doing like theres nothing wrong? This really pisses me off because my moms boyfriend would leave his bedroom without a shirt on! Like I don't want to see that! Ew!! I don't walk around in a bra and underwear when people are around so neither should u or any other guy in this world. jeez.

Dphilipson 0

Thursday 21 January 2010 20:36

guys and girls. girls can't walk around without a shirt. guys can. wow. eww?? are you serious?? watch tv once in a while you wanker-stick... notice all the guys with shirts off and all the girls with shirts on.

nudist 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 10:54

LOL at the prude Nudity isn't shameful. We are nudists and aren't embarrassed to be naked around each other.

megitts 0

Monday 19 April 2010 4:40

agree with number 16

maddehsaurr 0

Saturday 26 March 2011 16:16

it's his house and he's married. not a ydi.

tayyters 4

Thursday 7 July 2011 8:29

when its their own house they can if they want and if yr moms bf bugs u why dont u try sayn something to him its not a biggie in the first place but still easily handleable