Haha alright :). Thanks Alan !

Look at you being all tough online

He's giving you good advice, You look like a tool infront of everyone who reads your comment, not necessarily because you asked a question like that on FML, but because you couldn't type in "www.google.com --> define:morning wood" and click [search] or press enter. Take his advice, and here's mine: Don't respond to people helping you with "stfu" or "stop pmsing" becaue guys don't PMS and you need to pay more attention in school missy :) Get yourself an education, because you either have common sense or ya don't, and you don't. So you should try and get as smart as you can, it'll be harder cause you're a woman but you can do it.

My friendly advice to you Hero is to stop jumping all over someone who did nothing but ask a question, trying to make yourself look smart or tough. I'm giving you this advice because I'm not sure you realize you are making yourself look like a compensating douche bag on the internet, which I'm sure you really aren't in real life, right? And you're clearly just trolling with that sexist bullshit so you can cut that shit out too.

You didn't see the sarcasm? The whole sexist thing was sarcastic, because they didn't realise guys didn't PMS.

Touche

that was just sexist. im a girl nd i'm number 1 out of all the sophomores. i'm gonna need you to grow up. women are just as smart as men.

Yet you spelled "AND" wrong as well as refusing to capitalize a single letter in your sentences. Shut the hell up and get back in the kitchen.

Out of all the sophomores in your school? Or state? Or country? If you're that smart, you wouldn't be so vague about your so-called intelligence.

I'm a sophomore girl who has enough common sense to know a) what morning wood is. b) that men don't get PMS, but sometimes people tell men to stop PMSing because they are acting like they have PMS. c) not to take "sexist" things people say on websites like this seriously at all.

Sometimes I wonder if it's the penis or the Y-chromosome that makes men dumb. But then again, maybe it's just you because there are quite a few smart guys around. In case you didn't notice, PMS isn't actually a "condition" and is a syndrome, meaning a collection of symptoms that doesn't necessarily have a definite cause. As this is the case, there are men with low testosterone that suffer from this so-called "PMS". Have your own blood checked and get a sperm count taken to see if you have it? And maybe you can read up a bit more on intelligence and sex (as in gender sex, not sexual intercourse sex) researches because honestly, guys are falling behind in terms of tertiary education in US and other countries too.

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I bet you go to an all girls school.

He isn't in the military, he's in military SCHOOL. There's a big difference. Many people send their kids to military school. And if you go to a military school you don't have to actually join the military after you graduate...

So stupid as to have that many spelling errors? There's two reasons people join military SCHOOL. Not the army, military SCHOOL. Because they're too stupid and get sent there, because they're too stupid and enroll themselves, or because they're just too plain stupid to do normal school. Edit: lol at above poster stressing the "school" part same way as me

dude the OP was sleeping it happens involutarily to everyone

Well you must either be female or 8 years old, because morning wood isn't something you can control, and it has absolutely nothing to do with sexual desire. It's caused by hormones that are active at night. Most guys get a lot of erections at night actually, and no, it's not because they were dreaming of sex. And even he had an erection from all the guys, so what? ******* homophobes. (And no, OP is from Australia, which is not as conservative as the United States, and homosexuals can serve openly in the military).

you can't 'lolly gag' when they come to wake you up in any military environment I've ever been in, especially the first time. It's a big psychological tool of military training to make you jump out of bed immediately and start hazing you before you're really awake. (five years as a Marine, answering dumb questions in advance).