Miscellaneous: PMS

PMS

By tamp - 22/06/2009 07:47 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I took a late night drive, and after a while he stopped at a gas station and asked if I wanted anything. I replied, "Guess." He came out and gave me a box of tampons. Apparently, I've been bitchy. FML

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You deserved it 71 196

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By Jessie - 25/11/2011 06:13 - United States

Today, during my boyfriend's family reunion, I started my period but didn't have any tampons. I asked my boyfriend to ask his mom if she had any. I sat on the toilet waiting, then heard him loudly ask his whole family "Does anybody have a tampon my girlfriend can have?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 494

You deserved it 4 597

By woah - 04/05/2011 11:51 - United States

Today, my boyfriend asked me how women could urinate with a tampon in. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 012

You deserved it 8 234

Good one

By Anonymous - 16/12/2012 00:06 - United Kingdom - London

Today, on the way out to buy groceries, my boyfriend asked if I'd like him to buy some of my favourite flowers. Happy with his rare show of affection, I said yes. When he returned, he gave me a bag of our usual brand of flour and laughed hysterically in my face. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 303

You deserved it 4 390

Dad priorities

By hellishome - 29/09/2019 00:01

Today, as he was going out, I asked my father if he stop by the store and buy some tampons for me and toilet paper for the house, because we have been out for the last 5 days. He came home with a 30-pack of beer and cigarettes instead. I just started my time of the month and we have no more money. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 334

You deserved it 204

By MandMandM - 19/07/2010 06:38 - United States

Today, while I was at my boyfriend's house, I got my period. About an hour after I told him, he impatiently said, "Is it over yet?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 554

You deserved it 6 171

By ghgfd - 06/03/2013 14:53 - Canada - Barrie

Today, I went to the store to pick up some feminine products. As I was paying, the male cashier looked at me sympathetically and asked if it was my girlfriend's time of the month. I'm a girl and was buying them for myself. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 871

You deserved it 4 425

By love_to_live - 28/07/2012 04:17 - United States - Waupun

Today, while in the store with my kids, they wanted to buy tampons because I am "getting cranky, and it should be that time of the month." FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 818

You deserved it 22 535

By dessy - 09/05/2016 21:37 - United States - San Diego

Today, my boyfriend asked me to pick up a few things from the store for him while he was at work. After picking up everything he asked for, I wasn't left with much money so I used $50 from my account. When he got home he then grumbled about me spending all of "his" money. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 849

You deserved it 1 033

By same - 21/11/2015 06:39 - United States - Palo Alto

Today, my boyfriend decided to gift me soap, a razor, and deodorant for my birthday. FML

I agree, your life sucks 22 800

You deserved it 6 878

By Anonymous - 07/09/2016 14:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I called my boyfriend and asked if he wanted to come watch a movie. He seemed eager, until I said I needed the company because my period had started. He then went dead silent, waited a few seconds before starting to fake-snore, then hung up on me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 16 456

You deserved it 2 118

starlalove 0

Monday 22 June 2009 20:03

:D He's really funny!

jennikins 0

Monday 22 June 2009 20:18

at least he isn't afraid to buy you tampons, most boyfriends would find that awkward.

Comments

siriuslee 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 6:24

LOL!

poison29 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 6:27

#133, he can't help it, he's the kind of person (which he is, because he's an asshole) who generalizes.

sublime93 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 6:34

Your life is *not* ****** simply because your bf made a clever joke. Get over yourself

lmmmr 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 6:55

You do realize that not a single FML has ever actually qualified the OP's life as ******, right?

Dezteny 5

Tuesday 23 June 2009 6:39

Your boyfriend has a hilarious sense of humor. Loved it!

slipkorn17 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 7:11

I wish I had the kind of money to be able to just guess at what I should buy and think it's no big deal if I just wasted ten bucks

englishmuffin 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 7:18

You kinda deserve it IF you said "guess" in a bitchy way. If you said it in a playful way, then FYL. What you don't deserve though is some of the rude comments on here. Damn, FML is just full of bitches, guys and girls. Did he actually SAY you've been acting bitchy, or are you just inferring it?

_CherryBomb_ 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 8:22

Your boyfriend has a sense of humor and you think its FML worthy?

eastgirl16 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 8:28

wait, are you just assuming that he thought you were being bitchy because he got you tampons, or did he actually say that you were acting bitchy and that's why he got them?

under_estimated 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 8:48

I think it was rude of him to get her tampons. That is so sexist just because she is being bitchy does not mean she in on her period. That sucks really bad.

ElMundio87 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 10:27

maybe she should just stop being rude to her BF. Since it's not her period, I can only assume that she's just a bitch 24/7.

Tubasaurus 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 10:41

At least he assumed that she had a reason to be bitchy. I'm guessing that OP was not on her period and was just being a bitch with no intention to tell her boyfriend why.