Miscellaneous: PMS

PMS

By tamp - 22/06/2009 07:47 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I took a late night drive, and after a while he stopped at a gas station and asked if I wanted anything. I replied, "Guess." He came out and gave me a box of tampons. Apparently, I've been bitchy. FML

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You deserved it 71 196

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By Jessie - 25/11/2011 06:13 - United States

Today, during my boyfriend's family reunion, I started my period but didn't have any tampons. I asked my boyfriend to ask his mom if she had any. I sat on the toilet waiting, then heard him loudly ask his whole family "Does anybody have a tampon my girlfriend can have?" FML

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You deserved it 4 597

By woah - 04/05/2011 11:51 - United States

Today, my boyfriend asked me how women could urinate with a tampon in. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 012

You deserved it 8 234

Good one

By Anonymous - 16/12/2012 00:06 - United Kingdom - London

Today, on the way out to buy groceries, my boyfriend asked if I'd like him to buy some of my favourite flowers. Happy with his rare show of affection, I said yes. When he returned, he gave me a bag of our usual brand of flour and laughed hysterically in my face. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 303

You deserved it 4 390

Dad priorities

By hellishome - 29/09/2019 00:01

Today, as he was going out, I asked my father if he stop by the store and buy some tampons for me and toilet paper for the house, because we have been out for the last 5 days. He came home with a 30-pack of beer and cigarettes instead. I just started my time of the month and we have no more money. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 334

You deserved it 204

By MandMandM - 19/07/2010 06:38 - United States

Today, while I was at my boyfriend's house, I got my period. About an hour after I told him, he impatiently said, "Is it over yet?" FML

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You deserved it 6 171

By ghgfd - 06/03/2013 14:53 - Canada - Barrie

Today, I went to the store to pick up some feminine products. As I was paying, the male cashier looked at me sympathetically and asked if it was my girlfriend's time of the month. I'm a girl and was buying them for myself. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 871

You deserved it 4 425

By love_to_live - 28/07/2012 04:17 - United States - Waupun

Today, while in the store with my kids, they wanted to buy tampons because I am "getting cranky, and it should be that time of the month." FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 818

You deserved it 22 535

By dessy - 09/05/2016 21:37 - United States - San Diego

Today, my boyfriend asked me to pick up a few things from the store for him while he was at work. After picking up everything he asked for, I wasn't left with much money so I used $50 from my account. When he got home he then grumbled about me spending all of "his" money. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 849

You deserved it 1 033

By same - 21/11/2015 06:39 - United States - Palo Alto

Today, my boyfriend decided to gift me soap, a razor, and deodorant for my birthday. FML

I agree, your life sucks 22 800

You deserved it 6 878

By Anonymous - 07/09/2016 14:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I called my boyfriend and asked if he wanted to come watch a movie. He seemed eager, until I said I needed the company because my period had started. He then went dead silent, waited a few seconds before starting to fake-snore, then hung up on me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 16 456

You deserved it 2 118

starlalove 0

Monday 22 June 2009 20:03

:D He's really funny!

jennikins 0

Monday 22 June 2009 20:18

at least he isn't afraid to buy you tampons, most boyfriends would find that awkward.

Comments

tomberryboy 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 8:58

Wow What he did was just sooooo unessary and highly insulting.yet kinda funny

Learxst 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 9:16

Newsflash... men are not psychic. TELL US!!!

maggy_fml 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 8:36

not all girls are the same. i sure say what's wrong. i hate those mind games anyway. don't generalize please

pete275 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 9:25

what what DID you actually want? are we supposed to read your mind?

emmmilyyy 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 9:26

yeah. YDI. try not being so cunty next time.

emmmilyyy 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 9:27

i feel like im the only woman on earth who realizes this.

Sawadee 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 9:47

YDI and F your bf's L

tonia_fml 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 10:18

lmao, that's just funny.

Avenging_Angel 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 10:43

Why do guys always assume that the only reason we're pissed off is cuz of pms?? >.<

Tubasaurus 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 10:48

Unless you tell us a reason then pms is the only valid reason we can assume. Are we supposed to "guess" as the OP tried with her boyfriend? If a girl is being a bitch and gives no reason then what more is there to do?

ShenziSixaxis 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 11:40

At least he tried. Although, he should've gotten you some Midol, since that helps make you feel better on your period. Tampons and pads just absorb the blood.