Miscellaneous: PMS

PMS

By tamp - 22/06/2009 07:47 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I took a late night drive, and after a while he stopped at a gas station and asked if I wanted anything. I replied, "Guess." He came out and gave me a box of tampons. Apparently, I've been bitchy. FML

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You deserved it 71 196

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By Jessie - 25/11/2011 06:13 - United States

Today, during my boyfriend's family reunion, I started my period but didn't have any tampons. I asked my boyfriend to ask his mom if she had any. I sat on the toilet waiting, then heard him loudly ask his whole family "Does anybody have a tampon my girlfriend can have?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 494

You deserved it 4 597

By woah - 04/05/2011 11:51 - United States

Today, my boyfriend asked me how women could urinate with a tampon in. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 012

You deserved it 8 234

Good one

By Anonymous - 16/12/2012 00:06 - United Kingdom - London

Today, on the way out to buy groceries, my boyfriend asked if I'd like him to buy some of my favourite flowers. Happy with his rare show of affection, I said yes. When he returned, he gave me a bag of our usual brand of flour and laughed hysterically in my face. FML

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You deserved it 4 390

Dad priorities

By hellishome - 29/09/2019 00:01

Today, as he was going out, I asked my father if he stop by the store and buy some tampons for me and toilet paper for the house, because we have been out for the last 5 days. He came home with a 30-pack of beer and cigarettes instead. I just started my time of the month and we have no more money. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 334

You deserved it 204

By MandMandM - 19/07/2010 06:38 - United States

Today, while I was at my boyfriend's house, I got my period. About an hour after I told him, he impatiently said, "Is it over yet?" FML

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You deserved it 6 171

By ghgfd - 06/03/2013 14:53 - Canada - Barrie

Today, I went to the store to pick up some feminine products. As I was paying, the male cashier looked at me sympathetically and asked if it was my girlfriend's time of the month. I'm a girl and was buying them for myself. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 871

You deserved it 4 425

By love_to_live - 28/07/2012 04:17 - United States - Waupun

Today, while in the store with my kids, they wanted to buy tampons because I am "getting cranky, and it should be that time of the month." FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 818

You deserved it 22 535

By dessy - 09/05/2016 21:37 - United States - San Diego

Today, my boyfriend asked me to pick up a few things from the store for him while he was at work. After picking up everything he asked for, I wasn't left with much money so I used $50 from my account. When he got home he then grumbled about me spending all of "his" money. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 849

You deserved it 1 033

By same - 21/11/2015 06:39 - United States - Palo Alto

Today, my boyfriend decided to gift me soap, a razor, and deodorant for my birthday. FML

I agree, your life sucks 22 800

You deserved it 6 878

By Anonymous - 07/09/2016 14:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I called my boyfriend and asked if he wanted to come watch a movie. He seemed eager, until I said I needed the company because my period had started. He then went dead silent, waited a few seconds before starting to fake-snore, then hung up on me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 16 456

You deserved it 2 118

starlalove 0

Monday 22 June 2009 20:03

:D He's really funny!

jennikins 0

Monday 22 June 2009 20:18

at least he isn't afraid to buy you tampons, most boyfriends would find that awkward.

Comments

sux2beU 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 11:56

BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR

pinkpooh123 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 12:07

I know pplwho got weightloss pills and a membership to ballys and then dumped so this isnt bad its just funny

hillbilliebarbie 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 12:38

#51 cunty....good word!

Apoc22932 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 14:06

you so deserved that.... Honestly this guy is a legend. Although I can relate to this. I havent had a kiss in months and my gf never puts out... I don't mind so much on the second though. She's been so bitchy for the last couple of months though :(

lmmmr 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 16:40

It's because she hates you.

Blaq 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 14:34

Ha ha ha. You boyfriend is the man.

antifail 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 16:39

Your a bitch for him to do that

Scorponok 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 21:01

That answer is pretty bitchy. Word to the wise, men don't like guessing games.

capilot 10

Wednesday 24 June 2009 6:50

This. Guys hate the "guess what I want" game with a passion. It's manipulative and crappy. We already know in advance we're going to lose no matter what we guess.

maggy_fml 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 8:38

i hate that too and i'm a girl. my last boyfriend made me guess all the time. i hate making people guess and guessing so yeah both guys and girls do it

lich_fml 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 21:12

My ex used to do that stuff all the time, just kidding around. Don't make a big deal out of it.

Escapist28 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 0:44

Let's review the facts. Your boyfriend was going to let you relax in the car while he went in to buy you something. He did exactly what you told him to do - he guessed. What's more, he bought you tampons without you having to even ask! I would never be able to get my boyfriend to do that. So he's considerate, obedient, clever, and lets you know when you have attitude in a creative way. You've got a winner.

amazingkate 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 0:55

you people are clueless, as is the bf. hasn't anybody ever heard that saying "guess!" in a bitchy tone is code for flaming hot cheetos, king size reeses and a forty? standard gas station slang.