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By BrokenPoke - 09/01/2018 09:00 - United States - Elkhart

Today, my wife screamed to stop the car in an intersection, so I slammed on the brakes. From the left, an SUV rammed full force into us. My wife is unharmed, but I now have a broken left arm and our car is totaled. On the bright side, she caught the Pokémon in the road. FML

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You deserved it 943

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By Anonyme - 05/12/2018 03:30 - United States - Pleasant Hill

Today, my wife came home and said, "Before you go into the garage, let me tell you what happened…" She was stopped at a traffic light and when it turned green, she stepped on the gas, but the truck in front of her didn't. The grill was smashed and the car has a 3-inch hole in the bumper. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 575

You deserved it 249

By prettyinpurple - 10/02/2009 04:54 - United States

Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML

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You deserved it 56 311

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By Anonymous - 01/07/2017 06:00 - United States - New Hyde Park

Today, I was driving when a woman started crossing the street against the light at the upcoming intersection, so I slammed on the brakes and stopped short of hitting her. That's when she intentionally jumped onto my car and started screaming that I had "mowed her down". The cops believed her. FML

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You deserved it 307

By Crashed - 01/01/2014 18:21 - United States - Evans

Today, I was T-boned at an intersection. My wife got pissed when I didn't immediately check on her, but rather the other driver. That other driver was my daughter. FML

I agree, your life sucks 60 477

You deserved it 5 345

By legotron - 30/10/2009 08:06 - United States

Today, I was hit by a car speeding through an intersection after the light had already turned red. Still partly blacked out, I crawled onto the sidewalk and I sat down. The woman rolled down her car window and yelled, "Watch where you're going!" as she drove by. FML

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You deserved it 2 558

By anon - 21/06/2014 12:50 - United States - Edison

Today, I got hit by a car while walking into the hospital to visit my wife, who had also gotten hit by a car. FML

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You deserved it 4 860

By Wellthisishawkward - 14/08/2015 22:40 - United States

Today, as I was driving, a bird swooped down, right in front of my car. I didn't have enough time to react, and so I had to listen to my wife cry the rest of the way home. She kept talking about how it bounced off the windshield and how it probably had a family. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 742

You deserved it 2 902

By Anonymous - 25/01/2017 02:00

Today, I was driving to work, following my girlfriend's car. I looked down to change the radio station and felt a large bump. I rear-ended my girlfriend. FML

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You deserved it 5 109

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By Anonymous - 30/11/2024 10:00 - United States - Allentown

Today, I was on my way to a Thanksgiving dinner, with my dog in her seat in the front of my car. On the entrance ramp to the highway, my rear wheels spun to the left, and then my car spun completely around and hit the guardrail. My car is totaled. I'm broke, but at least my dog wasn't hurt. FML

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You deserved it 136

By Anonymous - 10/09/2009 16:36 - United States

Today, I was driving in the left lane and was suddenly hit by a woman who was in the right lane. I ran off the road, taking out a fence and totaling my car. When the cops asked the woman what happened she responded, "My tom-tom told me to turn left." FML

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You deserved it 2 645

Symphoniaes 32

Tuesday 9 January 2018 15:22

Don’t blame Pokémon Go - I play on both my husband’s and I’s phones while he’s driving. I would *maybe* ask him to pull over or turn around to grab a Pokémon if it were incredibly important to the game, but never in a MILLION YEARS would I endanger lives for a Pokémon. You and your wife need to have a serious talk. A very, very serious talk.

TheHarvardian 25

Tuesday 9 January 2018 18:06

For the people saying he deserves it, if someone screams, and I mean literally screams like it's life or death, in the car for me to stop, I'm going to hit the brakes because maybe they see something that's about to go wrong that I didn't notice.

Comments

worldclassrager 39

Wednesday 10 January 2018 7:31

Was the Pokémon legendary? Like this memory will be...

BeardedLondoner 24

Wednesday 10 January 2018 8:25

**** Pokemon go and anyone who plays it. Ydi for marrying an idiot. That being said, it's never too late to get rid of her and move on. Who knows? It may save your life.. A person that stupid has clearly, not got the mental capacity, to not do this again.. Also what of the other driver? Were they ok? or is your wife responsible for damaging another person, besides yourself, for the sake of a ******* game? There could have been children in the other car. I'm sorry if this seems harsh but your wife deserves everything that's coming to her. People like her are an absolute plague on mankind.

Miss_080 21

Wednesday 10 January 2018 9:15

Time for a divorce

pikapix 22

Wednesday 10 January 2018 14:08

It better have been a shiny.

_ali__cat_ 14

Wednesday 10 January 2018 17:34

well if she could click fast enough you wouldn't of had to stop. amateur PokeGo players make me sick

CaptainBlack 18

Saturday 13 January 2018 8:20

Yeah, this is so dumb because you don't even have to stop at all. The fact that she's into the game enough to scream for you to stop in the middle of the intersection and not enough to know that suuuuper-basic fact is... strange.