Love and Transportation: Pokémon No - FML

Pokémon No

By Gotta Catch Them All - 08/10/2017 07:00 - Canada

Today, I was on a date with a guy from a dating app. I thought it was bad enough having to drive (he was planning to drink) and pay for dinner, but then he asked me to make a stop so he could catch a Pokémon because he didn't have that one with a hat. FML

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Dave_Davington 33

Sunday 8 October 2017 13:33

People still play Pokemon Go?

Chinaski76 15

Sunday 8 October 2017 15:33

From the wording, it sounds like she had to pay for both dinners. Splitting the bill for a first date would be more appropriate (and equal) than sticking one person with the whole bill.

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benszt15 5

Monday 9 October 2017 0:11

Don’t say “it was bad enough having to drive and pay for dinner” how do you think guys feel every date when they have to drive and pay for dinner

Cali 54

Monday 9 October 2017 17:30

I don't think that's nearly as common as you think it is...

bartsj1988 7

Tuesday 10 October 2017 3:18

I'm willing to bet the guy paying for everything occurs more often than the girl pays for everything.

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Monday 9 October 2017 0:15

Congratulations. You went on a date with a man child. Time to take him back home to his parents.

tonyfan00 38

Monday 9 October 2017 6:50

You BETTER have stopped that car!!

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