Poopoo peepee and Kids: Pooped out

Pooped out

By jmitch1209 - 28/01/2010 17:55 - United States

Today, I was potty-training my nephew. He had been on the toilet for almost twenty minutes and could not go. My phone started ringing, and as I went to pick it up he knocked it into the toilet. He then peed and pooped on it. FML

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By chuchie - 12/06/2009 02:39 - United States

Today, I was babysitting my 5 month-old nephew, who hasn't pooped in two days according to his mom. Well, he pooped. I accidentally stuck my finger in it. While I was wiping my finger off, he rolled over and peed on my new carpet. I rolled him over to clean the pee and he opened fire and pooped again. FML

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By "lildale92" - 05/11/2019 02:00

Today, my youngest decided my phone needed a bath in the toilet. FML

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By AuntPeePee - 20/05/2013 11:57 - United States

Today, I berated my five-year-old nephew for peeing on the floor. His mom bitched me out for expecting "a little boy to have perfect aim." That's funny, it looked pretty good when he dropped his pants, looked me in the eyes, and started to piss on my rug. FML

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By subtweetqueen - 09/09/2016 04:18 - United States - Santa Clarita

Today, the 3-year-old I nanny wanted to prove to me that he was tall enough to pee standing up in front of the toilet. When he realized he actually was tall enough, he got excited and misdirected his stream, covering himself, his brother, and me in urine. FML

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I just can't hide it

By doomeddaddy - 03/08/2011 16:46 - United States

Today, my son learned how to use the toilet for the first time. He was so excited he started peeing on the floor. FML

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Potty drama

By NeverEndingBathtime_ - 03/08/2017 20:00

Today, my two year-old is being potty trained. He got the gist of it and actually did #1 and #2 in the potty and after our little celebratory dance, I went to get him a cookie (which took me two seconds). I come back to see him covered in shit and pee because he tried to go empty the potty himself. FML

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By Anon - 25/08/2015 10:10 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I took a phone call in the bathroom, since the rest of the house was too noisy. I sat down on the toilet and waited while they put me on hold. After a while, I must have forgotten the lid was down and my pants were still on, because I started peeing myself. FML

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By Overflow - 16/08/2009 21:05 - United States

Today, I was desperate to teach my 2-year old to use her potty. I had to pee, and thought maybe she would learn by watching me use it. Everything was going well, until I realized that I had a long pee. So long that it overfilled her potty all over. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/04/2017 08:00 - Australia - Moonee Ponds

Today, my 3-year-old missed the toilet. In the time it took me to get paper towel to clean it up, my one-year-old decided it was the perfect puddle to play in. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/06/2009 07:03 - United States

Today, my toddler peed in his potty for the first time. He was so excited to show me that he flung the pot in the air dousing my face with his piss. Then he laughed. FML

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Thursday 28 January 2010 23:23

Today, I phoned up my best friend to talk about the days events. As soon as he picked up he farted in the earpiece and left me hanging while I heard him excrete in the background. FML.

HanaxD 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 23:11

Ew.

Comments

nuked 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 23:28

That did not happen, come on! How would it even be possible?

blu27 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 23:30

how did he pee and poop and you just watched him do it without stopping him? at some point you think the OP would pick it up.

xmagster 0

Friday 29 January 2010 3:35

I was wondering the same thing.... What was the OPs phone doing around the toilet....?

Whyme8P 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 23:35

what does YDI mean?

CronosDage 0

Friday 29 January 2010 15:38

you [totally] deserved it

nolimits 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 23:36

Rinse it off quickly and put it in a bag of rice. Or burn it.

CurtisTheGreat 0

Friday 29 January 2010 0:16

If he's sitting on the toilet, how do you knock your phone into it? His body is covering the hole.

boatkicker 4

Friday 29 January 2010 0:20

Children being potty trained are quite small. If OP was training him on an adult toilet (as opposed to a plastic kiddie potty), he will not cover the entire hole.

CYNNER 0

Friday 29 January 2010 15:54

simple.. he's a psycic. he read her mind with his super powers and waited for the best opportunity and WHAM. take a crap on the phone. thats what you get for stealing his thunder and ignoring him while he's trying to take a ginormous crap that will inevitably back up the plumbing and growl at you from afar... :D

guzman21 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 4:36

epic conclusion cynner. epic

xXDBoy7170Xx 0

Friday 29 January 2010 0:17

yeah seriously

PentiumBawls8 0

Friday 29 January 2010 0:18

fake fml...not possible...if you are potty training him, you need to give him atleast 2 feet of clearance.

jordaninja 0

Friday 29 January 2010 0:47

Ain't Karma a bitch? ;)

snoopymarine44 0

Friday 29 January 2010 1:29

give the person a break. i mean if we were in those situations, we would want to pick up the phone. she waz taking time from her schedule and helping the kid learn to poop. Its not like she was like "**** him, i want my phone" it just happened to ring and she tried to pick it up