Animals: Poor good boy

Poor good boy

By Anonymous - 27/09/2009 20:54 - United Kingdom

Today, my dog died. I spent ages digging him a grave and buried him in the garden so that my dad wouldn't have to deal with the stress when he got home from work. When my dad got home he told me that he had wanted the dog to be cremated. I have just had to dig up my dog's body. FML

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By Username - 01/05/2014 10:33 - United States

Today, my dog died. My parents told me to bury it out back. In the process, I managed to dig up my cat. FML

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By psd60 - 06/12/2012 07:18 - United States - San Antonio

Today, my dog died and I told my grandfather I wanted her to be cremated. I came home later to find him burning her in our barbecue pit. FML

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By GlueAndCarrots - 20/08/2015 02:38 - Canada - Markham

Today, I told my daughter that we're going to the beach. Today, my daughter also tried to dig up our deceased dog that we buried in our back yard last week so it can come along. FML

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RIP big dog

By Noah - 17/06/2024 20:00 - France

Today, I was supposed to bury my childhood dog at my mother's friend's place. I had to wake up at 5 a.m., spent two hours on the bus to be there in time, only for him to tell me that he'd actually buried my dog yesterday. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/07/2013 16:10 - United States - Provo

Today, I found my cat dead on the road. I called my family and told them, and later buried the cat. Not long after I got done burying it, my cat walked up to me. I buried someone else's cat. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/01/2016 05:52 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I woke up to fresh coffee, pancakes, and the sight of my dad digging a grave in the backyard for my dog. FML

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By jessica071509 - 24/04/2012 05:42 - United States - Phoenix

Today, my new dog unburied my old dog and chewed on his bones. FML

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The disrespect

By Anonymous - 20/07/2021 11:01

Today, I visited my mom at the graveyard first thing in the morning. Not even 24 hours after the funeral, someone’s dog had taken a massive, liquidy shit all over her grave. FML

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By jf29 - 31/01/2009 00:49 - United States

Today, I drunkenly buried my girlfriend's recently deceased cat. Later she asked to see it and came back inside crying. It turns out I didn't bury it completely and its two back legs were poking out of the dirt. FML

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By anonymous - 30/10/2009 07:45 - United States

Today, I decided to adopt a 11 year old dog that has been in need of a home for several months. Two hours after I got him home, I discovered him dead in the backyard. FML

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darkmis1 17

Monday 28 September 2009 1:48

Thats horrible. How could your father make you do that? I would've told him that your dog should just stay buried. I'm sorry you lost him.

aback 4

Monday 28 September 2009 2:10

Shit--HE is the one wants the cremation, let HIM go dig him up.

Comments

fmlfmlfml15 0

Monday 28 September 2009 3:20

#27 don't be surprised if that comment doesn't get moderated too. And #11 "twatwaffle" is my new favorite word.

angryseatroll 5

Monday 28 September 2009 3:29

I'm very sorry that your dog died.... I couldn't imagine if my dog died. Just one thing. You don't say "I have just had to." you should have said "I just had to" thats more gramatically correct.

angryseatroll 5

Monday 28 September 2009 3:32

Or I have to. But you put a past tense and present tense in the same sentence. So they cancel eachother out

OverEnthusiast 0

Monday 28 September 2009 3:32

Calling people assholes in caps+"yugioh the abridged series" reference=loser.

epicwinmaster 0

Monday 28 September 2009 3:41

actually my grandpa had cancer, so i visited him a lot in the hospital. we went at least 3 times a week. so yeah.. way to jump to conclusions. i only cried for about 2 days. its called be a man and deal with life. everything and everyone is going to die sometime

liv_ur_lyf_xoxo 0

Tuesday 29 September 2009 0:21

#37 "be a man & deal with life"??? what planet are you from. I'm sorry you grandpa died, and yes everyone does die at sometime, but the whole be a man that is stupid!!!! how dare you tell someone to stop showing emotion. kibbleznbitz0 is twice the man you'll every be! maybe you never really cared for someone, because losing someone is the worst thing that can happen. Believe me, i was 10 when i lost my grandpa & 12 when i lost my mum & dad. And i will never get over either of them. Showing emotion isn't a bad thing, it takes a lot of guts to do.

Iellwen 12

Thursday 27 October 2011 14:06

Liv ur lif xoxo (if that is your real name! ;) ), I bow to you, Ô wise one. I wish more men would be like you. Don't ever lose yourself. :)

Card_Games 0

Monday 28 September 2009 3:59

WTH, yu-gi-oh abridged reference = total win

MR_OHCRAP 0

Monday 28 September 2009 4:03

People that say TOTAL WIN/FTW/ULTIMATE NINJA=losers

mouser103 0

Monday 28 September 2009 4:12

Sorry for your loss. However, it might be better to have him cremated--you don't want wild animals digging him up and stuff.

demasduit_dream 0

Monday 28 September 2009 4:15

Ugh, I have to have my dog put down next week. You'd think your dad would have mentioned this earlier or just let the issue go. Frankly I think keeping cremated pets and people is a little creepy.