Animals: Poor good boy

Poor good boy

By Anonymous - 27/09/2009 20:54 - United Kingdom

Today, my dog died. I spent ages digging him a grave and buried him in the garden so that my dad wouldn't have to deal with the stress when he got home from work. When my dad got home he told me that he had wanted the dog to be cremated. I have just had to dig up my dog's body. FML

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By Username - 01/05/2014 10:33 - United States

Today, my dog died. My parents told me to bury it out back. In the process, I managed to dig up my cat. FML

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By psd60 - 06/12/2012 07:18 - United States - San Antonio

Today, my dog died and I told my grandfather I wanted her to be cremated. I came home later to find him burning her in our barbecue pit. FML

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By GlueAndCarrots - 20/08/2015 02:38 - Canada - Markham

Today, I told my daughter that we're going to the beach. Today, my daughter also tried to dig up our deceased dog that we buried in our back yard last week so it can come along. FML

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RIP big dog

By Noah - 17/06/2024 20:00 - France

Today, I was supposed to bury my childhood dog at my mother's friend's place. I had to wake up at 5 a.m., spent two hours on the bus to be there in time, only for him to tell me that he'd actually buried my dog yesterday. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/07/2013 16:10 - United States - Provo

Today, I found my cat dead on the road. I called my family and told them, and later buried the cat. Not long after I got done burying it, my cat walked up to me. I buried someone else's cat. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/01/2016 05:52 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I woke up to fresh coffee, pancakes, and the sight of my dad digging a grave in the backyard for my dog. FML

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By jessica071509 - 24/04/2012 05:42 - United States - Phoenix

Today, my new dog unburied my old dog and chewed on his bones. FML

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The disrespect

By Anonymous - 20/07/2021 11:01

Today, I visited my mom at the graveyard first thing in the morning. Not even 24 hours after the funeral, someone’s dog had taken a massive, liquidy shit all over her grave. FML

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By jf29 - 31/01/2009 00:49 - United States

Today, I drunkenly buried my girlfriend's recently deceased cat. Later she asked to see it and came back inside crying. It turns out I didn't bury it completely and its two back legs were poking out of the dirt. FML

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By anonymous - 30/10/2009 07:45 - United States

Today, I decided to adopt a 11 year old dog that has been in need of a home for several months. Two hours after I got him home, I discovered him dead in the backyard. FML

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darkmis1 17

Monday 28 September 2009 1:48

Thats horrible. How could your father make you do that? I would've told him that your dog should just stay buried. I'm sorry you lost him.

aback 4

Monday 28 September 2009 2:10

Shit--HE is the one wants the cremation, let HIM go dig him up.

Comments

allmidnighteyes 10

Monday 28 September 2009 4:37

Hey, twatwaffle. Be quiet, you pus-sucking spermsock.

rakhil11 7

Monday 28 September 2009 4:42

Why wouldn't you just make your dad do it? He's the one that wants your dog to be cremated....

moopsy234 0

Monday 28 September 2009 5:05

lol mercy lol mature ahaha gold... lol nut I can't even imagine if my dog died... she is my baby... oh god no no no I can't talk about this i'm starting to get testy eyed I luv her so much omg omg omg! 

moopsy234 0

Monday 28 September 2009 5:06

oh and ur dads a total douche-cicle I wud tell him to dig it himself

D00d33 0

Monday 28 September 2009 5:13

Why would it matter if the dog was cremated or not? Whats gone is gone. What i dont understand is why your dad felt so strongly about cremating a dog when you already buried it..wtf

moopsy234 0

Monday 28 September 2009 5:30

I agree with 47 completely

GongButterfly 0

Monday 28 September 2009 6:23

who buries their dog in their backyard? Shit man, you should have at least called your dad. You wouldn't of had to bury your dog once, then get the doggy back up.