Cars, Football and Miscellaneous: Powerful left foot

Powerful left foot

By tom0441 - 22/10/2011 08:34 - Reserved

Today, I saw a father and son playing football in a car park as I was on my way to work. The ball rolled towards me, so feeling nice, I kicked it back to them. Turns out it went straight through their car window. FML

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By mild banana - 16/06/2016 16:55 - United States - Cedar Hill

Today, I was kicking my soccer ball with my father. My mom pulled out in the car without checking and ran into to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/02/2014 18:00 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, as I came home from school, I saw a little rock in the road. I kicked it, intending to send it sailing into the bushes in front of my house. It went wide and sailed straight into a window instead. FML

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Free kick

By steph - 01/06/2009 04:50 - Canada

Today, I was in the park for a walk when a ball rolled to my feet. Figuring it belonged to the kids not far off, I wound back and kicked. The ball had actually been kicked by someone else for their dog to chase and I ended up punting it in the head. FML

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You deserved it 38 278

Not sporty

By Hannah - 22/03/2012 17:21 - Ireland - Wexford

Today, I passed a field where some kids were playing football. The ball rolled over in my direction, so they asked me to kick it over. I tried and failed three times, and ended up throwing it over, where it embarrassingly landed about 2 feet away. They had to come over and get it. FML

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Headshot

By PeterRabit - 25/07/2009 15:11 - Canada

Today, I was walking around in a park when I passed some kids playing soccer. One of them kicked the ball as hard as he could at me. Luckily, I caught the ball, then I drop-kicked it, intending to say, "Go get it." Instead, it bounced off a nearby tree and hit me in the face. FML

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You deserved it 47 211

By baseball25635 - 01/10/2009 18:27 - United States

Today, I was at my son's baseball game when a foul ball came flying toward my brand new car. In an attempt to save my windshield, I dove onto trying to stop the ball only to land on my windshield, crack it and see the ball land safely on the ground next to my car. FML

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You deserved it 40 429

Mythbusters

By Anonymous - 30/01/2024 11:00 - United Kingdom

Today, while trying to prove how easy it would be for a burglar to break in, my drunk dad threw a brick at my window. Luckily, he missed. It hit the wall and bounced off. Unluckily, it bounced off, landed on my wife’s car, broke the windscreen, slid off, and put a long scratch down the bonnet. FML

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You deserved it 95

By Anonymous - 25/01/2009 12:36 - France

Today, a ball rolled up to me, so I picked it up and threw it over the school wall. A little boy who was behind me asked for his ball back. It's Sunday and the school is closed. FML

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By powerless - 14/08/2019 04:00 - United States

Today, a soccer ball hit my car while I was going 75 mph on the freeway during my drive home. I still don't know how to explain it. FML

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Lee Trevi-not

By Anonymous - 10/10/2019 12:07

Today, I was practicing my golf swing on my front lawn. I took a swing and on the backstroke the golf club slipped out of my hands. Next thing I know, it hits a neighbor's window, shatters it, and goes right into their living room. FML

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perdix 29

Saturday 22 October 2011 16:08

Goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool!

lexxiii 17

Saturday 22 October 2011 16:05

Sometimes, being nice doesn't work out...

Comments

ikickgingers 15

Saturday 22 October 2011 16:14

Onside kick!!!! Well, did they recover possession ???

shootintacos 0

Saturday 22 October 2011 16:49

Oh kicky, ich liebe dich

ikickgingers 15

Saturday 22 October 2011 17:29

I'd say I love you too, I would however feel like I belonged to nambla.. Even though I'm not a man.... Okay forget I said anything. *goes back to bed*

SanDiegoGirl111 3

Saturday 22 October 2011 19:10

Holy shit 50!! Nambla...certainly never excepted to see that in a reply. I'm still giggling like a tween. Tip of the hat to you, sir!

CryMoreFMLs 14

Sunday 23 October 2011 1:07

Kicky I creeped your profile....My god, who sent you that PM? What a ******* loser. Besides, you have friends like me to back you up! So HA random troll, I turned the tables on your anonymous failure of a life!

shootintacos 0

Sunday 23 October 2011 1:54

my ex is a Ginger, kick her for me?

EmilieAutumn 7

Saturday 22 October 2011 16:15

You must have great aim

NotMuchLuck 0

Saturday 22 October 2011 16:17

Wait..... A football football or American football?

SwedishDerp 3

Saturday 22 October 2011 16:59

I don't think American football should be played on a car park so I'm guessing they were playing some good ol footy

nero9112 4

Saturday 22 October 2011 23:46

OP used the term British term "car park" (meaning parking lot for the people across the pond) so it is safe to assume they are referring to association football.

iFizzgig 11

Sunday 23 October 2011 4:16

I don't understand why this is thumbed down, it's a valid question and most Americans don't understand English terminology to help them to understand. Besides the location of this FML was not given either, so it was all that this person could do to guess.