Cars, Football and Miscellaneous: Powerful left foot

Powerful left foot

By tom0441 - 22/10/2011 08:34 - Reserved

Today, I saw a father and son playing football in a car park as I was on my way to work. The ball rolled towards me, so feeling nice, I kicked it back to them. Turns out it went straight through their car window. FML

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You deserved it 6 831

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Same thing different taste

By mild banana - 16/06/2016 16:55 - United States - Cedar Hill

Today, I was kicking my soccer ball with my father. My mom pulled out in the car without checking and ran into to me. FML

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You deserved it 1 231

By Anonymous - 04/02/2014 18:00 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, as I came home from school, I saw a little rock in the road. I kicked it, intending to send it sailing into the bushes in front of my house. It went wide and sailed straight into a window instead. FML

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You deserved it 16 789

Free kick

By steph - 01/06/2009 04:50 - Canada

Today, I was in the park for a walk when a ball rolled to my feet. Figuring it belonged to the kids not far off, I wound back and kicked. The ball had actually been kicked by someone else for their dog to chase and I ended up punting it in the head. FML

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You deserved it 38 278

Not sporty

By Hannah - 22/03/2012 17:21 - Ireland - Wexford

Today, I passed a field where some kids were playing football. The ball rolled over in my direction, so they asked me to kick it over. I tried and failed three times, and ended up throwing it over, where it embarrassingly landed about 2 feet away. They had to come over and get it. FML

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You deserved it 10 901

Headshot

By PeterRabit - 25/07/2009 15:11 - Canada

Today, I was walking around in a park when I passed some kids playing soccer. One of them kicked the ball as hard as he could at me. Luckily, I caught the ball, then I drop-kicked it, intending to say, "Go get it." Instead, it bounced off a nearby tree and hit me in the face. FML

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You deserved it 47 211

By baseball25635 - 01/10/2009 18:27 - United States

Today, I was at my son's baseball game when a foul ball came flying toward my brand new car. In an attempt to save my windshield, I dove onto trying to stop the ball only to land on my windshield, crack it and see the ball land safely on the ground next to my car. FML

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You deserved it 40 429

Mythbusters

By Anonymous - 30/01/2024 11:00 - United Kingdom

Today, while trying to prove how easy it would be for a burglar to break in, my drunk dad threw a brick at my window. Luckily, he missed. It hit the wall and bounced off. Unluckily, it bounced off, landed on my wife’s car, broke the windscreen, slid off, and put a long scratch down the bonnet. FML

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You deserved it 95

By Anonymous - 25/01/2009 12:36 - France

Today, a ball rolled up to me, so I picked it up and threw it over the school wall. A little boy who was behind me asked for his ball back. It's Sunday and the school is closed. FML

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You deserved it 37 184

By powerless - 14/08/2019 04:00 - United States

Today, a soccer ball hit my car while I was going 75 mph on the freeway during my drive home. I still don't know how to explain it. FML

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You deserved it 120

Lee Trevi-not

By Anonymous - 10/10/2019 12:07

Today, I was practicing my golf swing on my front lawn. I took a swing and on the backstroke the golf club slipped out of my hands. Next thing I know, it hits a neighbor's window, shatters it, and goes right into their living room. FML

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You deserved it 1 524

perdix 29

Saturday 22 October 2011 16:08

Goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool!

lexxiii 17

Saturday 22 October 2011 16:05

Sometimes, being nice doesn't work out...

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athena3100 9

Saturday 22 October 2011 16:43

Wait is this football football or soccer?

alival 12

Saturday 22 October 2011 16:52

Smoooth. I think u need to work on ur aim

Kukua 5

Saturday 22 October 2011 19:53

The grammar was fine. It was the spelling that was off.

alival 12

Tuesday 25 October 2011 23:02

Jeez what r u my teacher. I'm not in skool lay off

brianod 0

Saturday 22 October 2011 17:08

good shot

coca23_fml 0

Saturday 22 October 2011 17:09

Am I the only one that noticed he wrote that they were playing IN A CAR??? How is that possible?

ThatGuyRory 9

Saturday 22 October 2011 17:36

Umm... Perhaps they were playing next to their car? :L

wellnowthatsucks 5

Saturday 22 October 2011 17:38

I don't want to live in this country anymore...

zowieandzander77 1

Saturday 22 October 2011 17:39

Playing "In a car park" not in a parked car!

bugsGoRawr 7

Saturday 22 October 2011 17:40

Lol dude, seriously? If I know what this means, you should know. Their car park is equivalent to our parking lot.

starwind3438 9

Saturday 22 October 2011 17:24

That's "carma" for ya.

wellnowthatsucks 5

Saturday 22 October 2011 17:36

can't tell if stupid or pun intended

starwind3438 9

Saturday 22 October 2011 18:27

Pun intended hence the quotation marks.

wellnowthatsucks 5

Saturday 22 October 2011 22:26

I just didn't want to leave a nasty insult and have it turn out to be intended ;P

TalkinSmack 6

Saturday 22 October 2011 17:37

Jeez... How hard did u kick it?

Driveshaft 5

Saturday 22 October 2011 18:09

Jeez crazy legs! How freaking hard did you kick it? Maybe throw it back next time... FYL

beachbabe830 0

Saturday 22 October 2011 18:12

Did you run?

obamathellama 0

Saturday 22 October 2011 18:13

You could've just thrown it....

lolmigosh 15

Saturday 22 October 2011 18:33

that's why you don't kick a football!

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Powerful left foot

Same thing different taste

Free kick

Not sporty

Headshot

Mythbusters

Lee Trevi-not

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