Cars, Football and Miscellaneous: Powerful left foot

Powerful left foot

By tom0441 - 22/10/2011 08:34 - Reserved

Today, I saw a father and son playing football in a car park as I was on my way to work. The ball rolled towards me, so feeling nice, I kicked it back to them. Turns out it went straight through their car window. FML

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By mild banana - 16/06/2016 16:55 - United States - Cedar Hill

Today, I was kicking my soccer ball with my father. My mom pulled out in the car without checking and ran into to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/02/2014 18:00 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, as I came home from school, I saw a little rock in the road. I kicked it, intending to send it sailing into the bushes in front of my house. It went wide and sailed straight into a window instead. FML

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Free kick

By steph - 01/06/2009 04:50 - Canada

Today, I was in the park for a walk when a ball rolled to my feet. Figuring it belonged to the kids not far off, I wound back and kicked. The ball had actually been kicked by someone else for their dog to chase and I ended up punting it in the head. FML

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Not sporty

By Hannah - 22/03/2012 17:21 - Ireland - Wexford

Today, I passed a field where some kids were playing football. The ball rolled over in my direction, so they asked me to kick it over. I tried and failed three times, and ended up throwing it over, where it embarrassingly landed about 2 feet away. They had to come over and get it. FML

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Headshot

By PeterRabit - 25/07/2009 15:11 - Canada

Today, I was walking around in a park when I passed some kids playing soccer. One of them kicked the ball as hard as he could at me. Luckily, I caught the ball, then I drop-kicked it, intending to say, "Go get it." Instead, it bounced off a nearby tree and hit me in the face. FML

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By baseball25635 - 01/10/2009 18:27 - United States

Today, I was at my son's baseball game when a foul ball came flying toward my brand new car. In an attempt to save my windshield, I dove onto trying to stop the ball only to land on my windshield, crack it and see the ball land safely on the ground next to my car. FML

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Mythbusters

By Anonymous - 30/01/2024 11:00 - United Kingdom

Today, while trying to prove how easy it would be for a burglar to break in, my drunk dad threw a brick at my window. Luckily, he missed. It hit the wall and bounced off. Unluckily, it bounced off, landed on my wife’s car, broke the windscreen, slid off, and put a long scratch down the bonnet. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/01/2009 12:36 - France

Today, a ball rolled up to me, so I picked it up and threw it over the school wall. A little boy who was behind me asked for his ball back. It's Sunday and the school is closed. FML

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By powerless - 14/08/2019 04:00 - United States

Today, a soccer ball hit my car while I was going 75 mph on the freeway during my drive home. I still don't know how to explain it. FML

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Lee Trevi-not

By Anonymous - 10/10/2019 12:07

Today, I was practicing my golf swing on my front lawn. I took a swing and on the backstroke the golf club slipped out of my hands. Next thing I know, it hits a neighbor's window, shatters it, and goes right into their living room. FML

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perdix 29

Saturday 22 October 2011 16:08

Goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool!

lexxiii 17

Saturday 22 October 2011 16:05

Sometimes, being nice doesn't work out...

Comments

p71interceptor 6

Saturday 22 October 2011 22:50

Laces out dan lol

torijeanne198705 4

Saturday 22 October 2011 23:12

Why were they playing in a car park anyway? That's just asking for trouble...

Kingrat3154 4

Sunday 23 October 2011 0:28

Holy shit that's just impressive

4ugu4 7

Sunday 23 October 2011 2:52

Well what can I say, it is called a football. ;)

DreBeezy 9

Sunday 23 October 2011 3:04

Someone needs to go to football practice.

victo890 11

Sunday 23 October 2011 7:21

It's the football Luke soccer right?;)

lizard399 0

Sunday 23 October 2011 8:26

I think you would have been less of an ass if you just left it..

luizocoke 0

Sunday 23 October 2011 15:03

Way to go ronaldo

xohockeyfreak10x 0

Sunday 23 October 2011 19:23

I mean I think it sucks more to be them...

alessi 3

Monday 24 October 2011 4:28

Hehe :)

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