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By Abused - 13/10/2010 08:36 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend used my love handles as ACTUAL love handles. FML

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By June - 05/10/2010 04:47 - United States

Today, my boyfriend grabbed my love handles. It tickled, so I giggled and squirmed out of his grip. He looked at me quizzically and said, "I'm surprised you still have feeling there with all that fat." FML

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By chunkymonkey - 24/08/2012 13:53 - United States

Today, my boyfriend actually held onto my love handles while we were having sex. He said they "made it easier." FML

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By ch4nny - 29/08/2014 01:47 - Australia - Sydney

Today, my boyfriend was stroking my stomach and looking into my eyes. It was very romantic, until he grabbed my love handles and said, "Mmmm... bacon..." FML

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You deserved it 5 688

By chunkymonkey - 23/11/2011 23:54

Today, my boyfriend used a laser pointer to show me where I needed to lose weight. FML

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By box butt - 07/03/2017 00:00

Today, after much dieting and exercise, I can proudly say that my love handles are now bigger than my ass. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/11/2014 17:14 - Canada - Waterloo

Today, my boyfriend kept jiggling my fat rolls while we were cuddling. I was annoyed, and I told him he could at least go for my boobs instead. He instantly replied, "But these are bigger..." FML

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By anonymous - 14/12/2011 05:42 - United States

Today, my boyfriend sent me a text that said, "I can't be seen with you anymore. You're too fat." FML

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By muffingirl - 10/02/2010 12:30 - United Kingdom

Today, while lying in bed, my boyfriend reached over and pinched my love handles and said "Where did this muffin top come from?". Then he sang "Do you know the muffin man?" to me. FML

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By KBL3 - 11/08/2010 09:16 - United States

Today, my boyfriend started talking to my breasts in public. As if that wasn't bad enough, he then started to jiggle them in his hands. FML

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You deserved it 14 982

By Scabby - 11/04/2012 09:53 - United Kingdom - Manchester

Today, I woke up to my boyfriend pulling off scabs and eating them. My scabs. FML

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You deserved it 3 641

kportal69 5

Wednesday 13 October 2010 16:03

what like he grabs on to your love handles during sex? why do you think they're called love handles?? am I stupid or are you?? just trying to figure that one out.

justsayfuck 5

Wednesday 13 October 2010 16:08

What seems to be the problem?

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TheWaterCarrier 0

Monday 14 February 2011 5:30

Well thats what their there for right? ..

cyanidesandwich 21

Sunday 10 April 2011 8:20

i thought live handles for women is muffin top

katiegurl19512 10

Saturday 16 April 2011 19:10

why is this an fml? obviously she just got laid? I think u shudda put this on my life is bro lol

owen1248 0

Sunday 22 May 2011 4:57

so...? arnt you supposed to use love handels during sex?

zoeborders 2

Tuesday 24 May 2011 6:05

UM, thats why they're called LOVE HANDLES. Wtf? This shouldn't be an FML for that. Just because you're an idiot.

avbav99 0

Thursday 11 August 2011 23:20

WTF does that mean?

mlgreco 6

Tuesday 4 October 2011 19:29

nothing wrong with a filled out woman. if he enjoyed it and u enjoyed it then love handles are the key to successful soar hips!

sorrowevicteon 9

Friday 16 December 2011 3:23

There's a way to fix that. *cough* *cough* Wii fit.

greatinbed 0

Thursday 1 March 2012 8:21

Wow...dumb broad. Obviously your new to sexual activity. Jeez.

kiara16 0

Saturday 3 March 2012 18:29

And the problem is?... Your retarded

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